Pakistanies????;)

THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON.

ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND
THE BARBER REPLIES:" I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE."
THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
THERE IS A "THANK YOU" CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT.
BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE. THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS
SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

A PAKISTANI SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT.
BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE. "
THE PAKISTANI SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.
THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE...
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CAN YOU GUESS?
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TYR TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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COME ON, THINK LIKE A PAKISTANI.................
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A DOZEN Pakistanis WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted on 1/22/2004 11:12:33 AM

QUEEN VICTORIA

Posted on 1/22/2004 5:11:11 PM

subha

Once digging to a depth of 100m, Russian archaeological scientists found traces of copper wire.After carbon dating came to the conclusion that the element found was 1000 years old, and released a press note that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:- "US archaeological scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Paki press released the following:- "After digging as deep as 500m, Paki archaeological scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones."