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The Funny English Language


We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.

The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,

So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.

Itna mazaydar topic aur aap sab ki bay hassi!

tara G!
from where u get pic of moie car?:s

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Originally posted by saieen

tara G!
from where u get pic of moie car?:s

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Naheen batata mein karlo jo karna hai

lolz tarar.....app too pooray eng kay teacher hoo yar

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

lolz tarar.....app too pooray eng kay teacher hoo yar

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Sachi baat tu yahee hai jani[enforcer]

nissssooooooo

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Originally posted by ffm

nissssooooooo

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nissoooooooo ya nassoooooooooo?[angel]

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Originally posted by tarar786

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

lolz tarar.....app too pooray eng kay teacher hoo yar

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Sachi baat tu yahee hai jani[enforcer]

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yara jani keh ker maza na kharab kerooo

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by tarar786

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

lolz tarar.....app too pooray eng kay teacher hoo yar

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Sachi baat tu yahee hai jani[enforcer]

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yara jani keh ker maza na kharab kerooo

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Acha jani mein aap ko ab kabi bi jani naheen kahoo ga jani![angel]

bohat bohat shukria...jani na kehnay ka......
main app ka yeh ahsan abhi bhool jaoon ga

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

bohat bohat shukria...jani na kehnay ka......
main app ka yeh ahsan abhi bhool jaoon ga

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Ok Jani yeah gana tu suna hoga kay,

Jani raat rah poh

erm.......... excuse me but im british ere,

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Originally posted by Mizz Perfect

erm.......... excuse me but im british ere,

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How perfect are u?

no body is perfecy

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

no body is perfecy

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HANJI YEAH TU HAI

main nay kaha ha....isi lye na