its old .. but still.. its good

KYA KEHNA the first time

I saw you, I asked my self

HUM APKE HAI KAUN

feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI

so I decided to forward you a PUKAR

from DIL SE

I thought that by the way

HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA

so with my DIL TO PAGAL HAI

I dream to be your HERO

No.1 and I'll make you my BIWI No.1

You might think that I am fooling

you as BADAL but remember

JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE

Please JANAM SAMJA KARO

that PYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN

and I admit that DIL DE CHUKE SANAM

I trust AAP MERE HAI SANAM

I believe that

HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN

for HAMESHA

Remember JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI

why not AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN

and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEI

There is SIRF TUM in my life

If you say YES BOSS

then I will become your

JORU KA GULAM

Don't worry be happy

DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA

because DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE.

KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM

Yours Sincerely

DEEWANA MASTANA!

Posted on 2/19/2004 7:38:34 PM

friend_16

In reply to this mail:

Dear Deewana Mastana.
Thank you for your love letter
However I feel HADH KUR DI AAPNE
for HUM APKE HAI KAUN?
DIL CHAHTA HAI
I should tell you I think you're a JAANWAR and a SHREE 420!
I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are false
How dare you look at me you COOLIE No
1! if you were here in front of me
I'd hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these YAADEIN
You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI
every time you think of me
but I know you feel
HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE
to every girl you see. RAM JAANE
what I'll do to you if I catch you
If you have any KHAUF
you will feel DARR from me
You're a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA lifestyle
with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights on the SARAK . I
am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing
but indigestion from too much eating
and drinking. Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR
you sound like JUNGLI to me
You say you want to make me
your BIWI No. 1
however I say you lack INSANIYAAT! I
cant believe you think
I'll turn to you and say
KAHO NA PYAR HAI!
I'd much rather kiss a BICHOO
than go near you!
Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY
would be better suited to me than you
DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI
Don't you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA
and that their cant be no EK RISHTA
between us. We are like a MOHRA
in the game of life and its always
KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM
The open FIZA
with its changing weather is testament
to that so please leave it as
AKELE HUM AKELE TUM
Besides I'm already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN
He's no KHAL NAYAK like you
And he's my real HERO
my real JIVAN SAATHI
And with him I really know
YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE
and there can be no space in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him
You'll only end up causing an AFLATOON because he's a MAJOR SAHAB
in the Army working on the BORDER
and he'll kill you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.
Yours Faithfully,
GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI

Posted on 2/19/2004 7:39:55 PM