Element: &nbs p;Woman
Symbol: ; Wo
Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg
isotopes vary from 40 - 200 kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film
2. Boils at room Temperature
3. Freezes without any known reason
4. Melts if given special treatment
5. Bitter if incorrectly used
6. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
7. Ductile
8. Yields to pressure applied at correct points
CHEMICAL PROPERERTY:
1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious tones and absorbs
great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
