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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am here with a new topic. woh yeah hai ke.............
aap logoon ne kisi ki bhi Perody karni hai.like filmstar, cricketers or anyone u think u can.
For Example........
mein Muhammad Ali(filmstar) ki perody ki try maarta hoon.


Muhammad Ali:- Maan! mein Matric mai paas ho gya Maan!

Maaan:-(apne dupatte ke palloo se aansoo poonchte hoay)Munnay aaj tere Abba hote tu kitne khush hote tujhe is maqam pe dekh kar.

Muhammad Ali:- Maan! ab mein tere ko Silaai nahi karne doon ga Maan!


this sort of stuff i need. aur sirf perody chahiye aur koi gapp shapp nahi.

take care
ILAHI AMANAT


Posted on 4/3/2004 4:00:36 PM

btw maa ka reply hona chaiye tha
"kambakht iss umer mei to tujhe Phd karne chaiye tha"



oups sorryy..
hmmm..

davar sahab, me aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi uthata
hehehee.. AB na yarr

Posted on 4/3/2004 5:05:09 PM

yeh kaun tha sallo ?


ok

i i love u k k k kiran


Posted on 4/3/2004 5:45:20 PM

w/s supid guy main theek hunm aapki keriyat naik matloob hai.....

main perody koi mere perody kerdey,reward hai??

coz mughey tu kesee ki perody nahi aate jii ALAS!:(

Posted on 4/3/2004 8:17:22 PM

lol..

NAWAN AAYAIN SONRIYAN...(mustafa quershi)

Posted on 4/3/2004 9:14:59 PM

main kiya boooloooon -----------------------------------< guess koon hai yeh

Posted on 4/3/2004 10:14:29 PM

98yhpuiji-of

Posted on 4/4/2004 7:06:06 PM

kiya hoya supid ji ?

Posted on 4/4/2004 7:18:37 PM

sTupid ko aur kya ho sakta hai


daaru peene se lever kharab ho jata hai

Posted on 4/4/2004 8:18:05 PM

babu babu............tum sheher se merey liye kiya laoogey babu..ho ho ho ho ho....dekho lot aana babu...nahi tu main khud shaher aa jaoongi babu..... lolzzz




Posted on 4/4/2004 9:16:36 PM

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH(SWT).aur sab ke family members kaise hein? ALLAH sab ko theek rakhe.
aur Sana aap kya kah rahi thein ke koi aap ki Perody kare??? if u wana be then tell me. i'll be do it for u.

aur opar wali post aise hi someone ne Geechoo Meechoo kar di.
aur i need more Perodies.........anytime!
aur kuch khaas nahi hai.
take care
ILAHI AMANAT

Posted on 4/5/2004 11:25:49 AM

Saki:
lol..

NAWAN AAYAIN SONRIYAN...(mustafa quershi)


Assalam-o-Aleikum!
well, i am not Nawan! i am Jawan(young) lols!
take care.
ILAHI AMANAT

Posted on 4/5/2004 11:33:04 AM

ME CHOTA SA BACHA HU
PAR KAAM KARU GA BARAY BARAY




im not allowed to watch movies,,
perody kaise karu

Posted on 4/5/2004 1:55:52 PM

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab? well, Meenu yeah Bachoon ki jaga nahi hai . try somewhere else. aur aap kaun se kaam karte hein????
hamien bhi tu Tellien......... zara pata tu chale ke itni si umar mai kya kya achievements hein.
btw being a Newbie Welcome coz u have short post than me.
stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT

Posted on 4/5/2004 2:41:10 PM

SupidGuy:
Saki:
lol..

NAWAN AAYAIN SONRIYAN...(mustafa quershi)


Assalam-o-Aleikum!
well, i am not Nawan! i am Jawan(young) lols!
take care.
ILAHI AMANAT


wsalam..lol..
wah ji kiya baat hai ke app abhi jawan ho..lagta hai hum hi yahan bhore hain..

Posted on 4/5/2004 8:03:12 PM

hehhee.. thnx stipud to welcome my meenu..
he s senior than ya par kabhi kabhi aata hai na..






saaara sheher mujhe lion k naam se janta hai

Posted on 4/5/2004 10:28:08 PM

Or aaj kal kiya ho raha hai zindagani main?

Posted on 4/5/2004 10:35:03 PM

SALL:
hehhee.. thnx stipud to welcome my meenu..
he s senior than ya par kabhi kabhi aata hai na..






saaara sheher mujhe lion k naam se janta hai



Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?well, Sall Meenu ka mujhe pata thaa ke woh mere se Senior hein. aur aap kaun si type ki Lion hein?? wohi tu nahi Jaise Rikshaw ke Back Screen pe likhaa hota hai Karachi mai???? just kiding.
aur Sana Ji aaj kal Zindagi mai bari garmi ho rahi hai. bohat ziadah paani peena parhta hai. btw khi mai bhi zinadagi mai yeahi ho raha hai?
aur bhei mere Topic se tu sabhi bohat sincere hein. kuch toic pe paste bhi kar dein tu Fidwi aap sab ka IhsaanMand rahe ga Tahayat. Ain Nawazish Ho Gi
Alaariz-------------------SupidGuy
stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT

Posted on 4/6/2004 11:34:21 AM

arey nawazish ki koi baat nahi ye sab tu chalta hi rehta hai:P:)

Posted on 4/6/2004 12:29:36 PM

karachi mei kya ??
poora bataoo naaaa..




moghambo ka bhateeja.. gogoooo
aankhein nikal k gotiyan khelta hu



Posted on 4/6/2004 12:35:05 PM


nice jee.....

me bhi karon....

hmmm....boley to... yeh forume hai na...mere ko aik dam khali lage ich....

ab yahi kuch ata hai......

Posted on 4/6/2004 12:39:12 PM



Assalam-o-Aleikum!
well, koi bhi perody nahi Put raha hai . aur ek perody aa rahi hai pata nahi kaisi lage?
par apne ko kya??????
(Muhammad Ali is Back)





Situation:-
           aisi hai ke Muhammad Ali Aur Shabnam dono Lovers hote hein. Unfortunately, dono juda ho jate hein(jaisa har film mai hota thaa). ab Muhammad Ali ek Industrailist hai aur Shabnam ek Teacher. Muhammad Ali uss School mai Prize Distributin Cermony hai aur wahaan woh Chief Guest hein(aray wohi walay Chief jo apne Musharraf Uncle bhi hein ) aur Suddenly, Muhammad Ali ki Nazar Shabnam pe parh jati hai jo apni class ke Students ko Cermony ke liye Hall mai laa rahi hein. after Cermony jab Muhammad Ali Sahab ne Mooqa paya tu dekhein kya kia.......................Mulahiza Keejiye!





Muhammad Ali:-Shabboo!(most probably Shabnam ko piyaar se bulate hoay) tum kahaan chali gai thein Shabboo????? mein ne tumhain kahaan kahaan nahi Dhoonda Shabboo.

Shabboo:- Rajooooo(Muhammad Ali) mein tumhari Sooch se bhi ziadah door chali gai hoon Rajoooooooo. Rajooo mere Maan Baap ne meri Shadi kar di hai Rajoooo.

Muhammad Ali:- (Darakht ka sahara lete haoy) yeah kya kah rahi ho Shabboooo Tum????     kah do ke yeah jhoot hai. jo mere kanoon ne suna hai woh meri ghalt hein, fareib hai.

Shabbooo:- nahi Rajoooooo yeahi such hai, yeahi Haqeeqat hai.

Muhammad Ali:- Shabbooooooooo(ek Trance mai call karte haoy)

Shabbooo:- Rajooooooooooooooooo( in the same way)

Shabboo:- ab hamare darmiaan Samaj ki Diwaar Haail hai. ab ham kabhi ek nahi ho sakte Rajooooooo.

(waise shabnam antie ab bhi unhain yaad dil rahi hein ke ham ne ek hona thaa )

Muhammad Ali:- mein har diwaar gira doon ga, har mushkil se larh loon ga Shabooooooooooo.

(Muhammad Ali ne Cement khaya hoa thaa)

ab agay ki situation Mulahiza Keejiye. Muhammad Ali further inquire ke tum yahaan kya kar rahi ho???( btw such a silly Question hota thaa naa?) obviously, job kar rahi hoon gein woh. kaun sa School ki canteen mai Chijji sale karti thein. Shabnam told to Muhammad Ali ke Mera Husband Bistar-e-Marg pe hein. Who ek businessman thay. Then unn ka accident ho gya. Muhammad Ali Shabboo ki Kutiya mai jate hein. Wahaan Shabboo ke husband ke last breathes chal rahe hein.
Muhammad Ali ki Ankoon mai ek umeed ki kiran hai . In a meantime Shabboo ke Husband died.
Ab agay dekhiye.



Shabboo:- Sartaaj…………………aap nahi mujhe akaila choor kar jaa sakte.
(Muhammad Ali Shabnam ke Shoulder pe Haath rakhte hoay kahte hein ke sabar karoo honi ko kaun taal sakta hai).

Shabboo:- Aye mere ALLAH mera saath dena.


Muhammad Ali:- (emotionally) kaisi ghairoon jaisi baatien kar rahi ho Shabbooo.

Shabboo:- iss duniya mai ek Bewa Aurat ki koi Izzat(respect) nahi hoti hai.

Muhammad Ali:- mein doon ga tum ko sahara Shabboo!

Shabboo:- (aankhoon mai aansoo liye ek Muskaan ke saath Muhammad Ali ko dekhti hein aur Sarr pe Dupatta kar leti hein) jaise aap ki marzi

Muhammad Ali:- (Shabnam ko shoulders se pakkar kar apni Wafa ka yaqeen dilate hein) mein saari zindagi tumhara hi rahoon ga.


Song start ho jata hai………………………………………..


Aur saari duniya walay hansi khushi rahne lagte hein.


The End……………………………………………………………….


stay cool

ILAHI AMANAT


Posted on 4/6/2004 3:36:58 PM

carry on

Posted on 4/7/2004 2:35:16 PM

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab?? mein theek hoon ALLAH ke karam se. aur sometimes mood itna off hota hai ke koi baat bohat hurt karti hai.
For Example:-

koi aise hi kuch kah de.
hota hai naa?
aisa sab ke saath

stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT

Posted on 4/7/2004 5:40:24 PM

perody aise karni hai
yeh to nahi hoga mere se yar...
btw kiss ki kya baat ne kahan kitna hurt kiya ??





moghambo khush hua

Posted on 4/8/2004 1:50:47 AM

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein bhei sab loog?mein ALLAH ke karam se theek hoon. aur aap sab ki khairiyat naik matloob chahta hoon. mazeed yeah ke Muhallay wali Maai Nooraaan ka Beta 20 saal baad ghar aa gya hai Walaiet(abroad) se.aur muhallay ke bachay sab pas ho gaye hein. aur doo teen bachay fail hoay hein. aur Election mai Khuda Bakhsh ka Beta Noor Bakhsh phir haar gya hai.lols!
bhei meri yeah wali post bhi koi daily update karne ki Zimmaydaari le ga ke nahi????
jo zimmaydaari lena chahein woh mere ko Pm kar dein plssssssssssss
aur Sall jaisi bhi perody aati ho kar dein
agay ALLAH maalik hai
take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT

Posted on 4/14/2004 7:35:17 PM


rembo rembo,, jaaaan rembo
kakroch killer


Posted on 4/15/2004 6:44:25 PM