1. Wow, those jeans look painted on.
2. Man, I'd love to sleep with your wife just once. not me
3. Do you work out? Because you have great glutes.
4. Dude, I'm going to be late for work let me hop in the shower with you.
5. I am so horny, could you call your sister for me?
6. Hey John, that new haircut really brings out your features.
7. I hate sports.
8. I don't feel like going home; all my wife wants to do is have sex all day long.
9. Ewww beer, no way it tastes disgusting!
10. Joe, you're my buddy and I'm going away for a week. I was wondering if you could stay at my house and keep my girlfriend company while I'm away. lmao
yup, dt i can do!
hahahahaha!
ma mum sed dat she's gna get me married to a chef, otherwise id starve to death! hahahahahahahaha!
mums bhi naaa! kuch bhi keh detein hein!
thanx dude....spent some nice time here today...i go to a different forum which im not gonna advertise here.their server was down so i came her to enjoy some entertaining threads posted by some very sweet members here...sanum ayaz brought me here few months ago...didnt like it first coz there was a lot of chit chat and lack of quality threads then...also to keep up with a thread which was abt 20 pages long was a tough thing for me...so i stayed away from here...now i might come here more often...spent some good time.gotto leave now
Yeah Suer No Worries .. Well I Go To Other Forums Too .. I Dun Wanna Mention Em Either .. But In The Meantime I Come Here AsWell I Always Enjoy Heya .. & U R Always Most Welcome Anytime .. We Want Some Frndly Ppl Aswell .. Dear I Hope We All Will Cya Soon INSHALLAH .. Take CAre & Always Keep Smiling .. & BTW Sanamayaz She Is My Sister .. [:)]
