Sunta is on the R. 1 crore question:
Amitabh : "Which of the following birds does not build it's
own nest? Is it: A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or
D-Thrush. Remember Santa, the correct answer is
worth 1 Crore."
Sunta : "I think I know who it is...but I'm not 100% sure.
Can I please use my last lifeline and phone a
friend just to be sure?"
Amitabh : "Yes Sunta, who do you want to phone?"
Sunta : "I'll phone Bunta back home in Bhatinda."
Bunta : "Hello..."
Sunta : "Bunta, which of the following birds does not build
it's own nest? Is it: A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush"
Bunta : "Oh Sunta, that's simple.....Its a Cuckoo."
Sunta : "Sure?"
Bunta : "100%"
Sunta : "Thanks Bunta." and hangs up the phone !
Amitabh : "Well Sunta?"
Sunta : "I'll go with C-Cuckoo."
Amitabh : "Confident?"
Sunta : "Yes fairly, Bunta's a sound bet."
Amitabh : "You said Cuckoo and with that, you have won 1 crore
rupees!! Here is your cheque - you have been a great
contestant and a real gambler. Audience, please put
your hands together for Sunta."
(the audience claps......)
That night, Sunta calls up Bunta and brings him down to a bar
to treat him to some drinks. As they are sitting at the bar,
Sunta turns to Bunta and asks, "Tell me Bunta, How in God's
name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build
its own nest, surely your IQ is marvellous - I bet you know
all about birds!"
Bunta : "Oye Idiot Sunta, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock!!"
LOLZ;)
regards:
Tashi(f)
Posted on 8/11/2003 7:21:09 PM
