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*~*Never Argue with a Child*~*

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked what if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
Then you ask him".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she
got to one little girl who as working diligently, she asked what the drawing
was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said,
"But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking
up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Posted on 6/19/2005 9:12:50 AM
kids 2day

Posted on 6/19/2005 2:30:01 PM


The teacher asked what if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
Then you ask him".
Posted on 6/19/2005 8:55:34 PM
Posted on 6/20/2005 1:18:23 AM
kash_beauty:
kids 2day



i know! they ask soo many Qs
Posted on 6/21/2005 12:31:31 AM
paki_fan:
The teacher asked what if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
Then you ask him".


Posted on 6/21/2005 12:31:52 AM
BadShaH1:


thanx
Posted on 6/21/2005 12:32:08 AM
Herez more!

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at
her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought
about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of
grandma's hairs are white?"
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice
at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

Posted on 6/21/2005 12:41:46 AM


thy r so smarttt
Posted on 6/21/2005 5:30:00 PM
new gen
Posted on 6/22/2005 1:05:01 AM
Posted on 6/24/2005 9:06:17 AM
that's so sweet!

HrithikZgirl:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked what if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
Then you ask him".

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she
got to one little girl who as working diligently, she asked what the drawing
was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said,
"But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking
up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Posted on 7/5/2005 11:44:08 AM
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