kash_beauty:

Freddy:

aa geya tu phir sei kambahat tuj pay khuda ki maar .....
kaha sei doooe pesay .......itna barda bahi ho kay tandooor wali sei pesay mangta hai......doob maar kaheeen......

demagh ghoomleira hai tu mai kya karoo......mai koi hakeem vaeed thordi na hoo.........ja kay sharbat bazoori pei

bool dei apni mukhtaraan mayee ko be jamaloo kay tandoor pay sirf rootiyaan milti hainnnnnnnn ya phir sotiyaan ........kya chaheyee usay ?

apun teri chird chird sun-nay nai aaya hai yahan.paisa nai tha to apun k alakay mein apna yeh sarela hua tandoor khola kaii ko??tere ko hafta dena parday ga agar yeh tandoor chalana hai to

hum orat jaat per haath nahin utha-ta..iss ka faida utha reli hai tu..warna mukhtaar bhai ko kuch kehnay ki himmat karnay per um teri jubaan nikal kar teray issi tandoor mein paka kar tere ko khilata( )

Freddy:

tu na sun
accha chooor sardi baton kay ye zara meri jutti parkrda dei mujay phir deeti hoon haftaaa balkay poora saaal lei lena muj sei...
bohot accha kartay ho beta ...aurat jaat pay hath uthana ghoor paap hota hai .......mutkhtaaraan bahi ki aesi ki tesssi ore teri beeee...nikal bahir oyeeeee sheeeday oyeeee gamaay oyeee majaay oyeee amjaad oyeeee fazal oyeeee usman oyeee shafqat oyeee wazeer oyeee niaz oyeeee liaquat oyeeee durmaat oyeee shabaz oyeeee aa jaooooo saray k saray ...dekhna zaraa ye hafta mangnay ayaaa hai muj sei
akeela he ayaa hai......bohot dinoo aaad mila hai aessa mookaaaa........ho jaoo shuru
aa bishuum aa bishum
hatela ko maar pardti hai theek thaak qisam ki ess kay baad kya hota hai director sahib

SALL:

oupss saheli
aap ko kaise scene pasand hein,, yeh bataiye
abhi agay agay dekhiye na,, kya kuch hota hai

Freddy:

mujay be koi shook nahi tumharaiii sardiii hoyee....third class ...low budget ki floop movie mai kaam karnay ka........

i got a roll in karan johar's kuch kuch kue hota hai

HUH!!!!

SALL:

2nd scene
Actors :
TeenTracker   as   Dr Abdul Quddus Noorani (mbbs)
Balich        as   Sugra Begum (u cant change the facts, u ll remain totli)

Situation :
Sugra begum's husband had an accident and he's in a critic situation. Dr ABN is on duty and he s telling Sugra that her husband will survive but there are strong chances that he becomes amnesic due to sever injuries on head.



P.S.
Its a serious situation. audience ko rulana hai

Freddy:

sirf aik film .......aik film sirf hit ho janay doe ...phir bataoon ga tumhee.........meray aagay peechay phiren gey tum jesay director..........katoraa hath mai leyeee... meri aik film mai kaam karr loo baba...khuda tumhara bhala kara ga........

abay jaa vadi ayee uthwanay waliiii....barday dekhay hain tum jesay