2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai.
BC-1760!!

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta