WHAT IS MARRIAGE?

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the
blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the
woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the
NEIGHBOURS listen.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You
order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you
had ordered that instead.

7. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm
still paying for it.

8. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

9. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

10. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense.

11. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.

12. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

13. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.

14. Before marriage, a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves. After the marriage
the "Y" becomes silent.

15. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems
longer.

16. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

Posted on 7/25/2007 7:44:11 AM

~`Just_Me`~

I knew Marriage was a pain in the a** that's why I dunt ever wanna marry but if its mujrim then l'll think about it. lol

Posted on 7/25/2007 8:07:19 AM

BadShaH1

12. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

Posted on 7/25/2007 12:34:41 PM

~tasha~

~`Just_Me`~:
I knew Marriage was a pain in the a** that's why I dunt ever wanna marry but if its mujrim then l'll think about it. lol

lol

Posted on 7/25/2007 4:15:43 PM

Fairl_Girl

all rubbrish
marriage is non of them
a person is realy cares 4 u n loves u really thinks abt u
die 4 u give u ur own home ur own land whatever u do
make or breake destoring his\her privacy sharing w u his\her all secrets keep u in his\her heart whatever showing or not
ur furtures responsiblity ur suporting hands
ur back born
so what u really wants from life
only sax is not a marriage

so its not ur responsbility that u make him\her happy
make his\her life beautyfull
SO ITS NOT UR DUTY THAT MAKE HIS HOME PARADISE

agher yehi sochtay RASOOLAY KHUDA TO APNI BETI KI BI SHADI NAHI KARWATAY

Posted on 7/26/2007 2:00:50 AM

BadShaH1

Fairl_Girl:
all rubbrish
marriage is non of them
a person is realy cares 4 u n loves u really thinks abt u
die 4 u give u ur own home ur own land whatever u do
make or breake destoring his\her privacy sharing w u his\her all secrets keep u in his\her heart whatever showing or not
ur furtures responsiblity ur suporting hands
ur back born
so what u really wants from life
only sax is not a marriage

so its not ur responsbility that u make him\her happy
make his\her life beautyfull
SO ITS NOT UR DUTY THAT MAKE HIS HOME PARADISE

agher yehi sochtay RASOOLAY KHUDA TO APNI BETI KI BI SHADI NAHI KARWATAY

hein ..emotional honey ka nai
enjoy kerney ka.

Posted on 7/26/2007 1:28:52 PM

Fairl_Girl

pata hai pagal buffalo

Posted on 7/27/2007 1:46:40 AM

BadShaH1

jb tumari hui to poochoon ga kitna sincere ho tum

Posted on 7/27/2007 12:26:48 PM

eshajam

In the third year, they both speak and the
NEIGHBOURS listen.

hmmmm.bai marriage ka tho mujhi pata nahi..
jab shadi hogi tho apni biwiko bardash kar logga...

agar bardash sai baahar howa thoooooooo.hmmm.shuch ki batao ga...

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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don''t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I''m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

Posted on 7/27/2007 12:54:21 PM

Fairl_Girl