so viewers after MM1 and MM2   now

F-16 present MMM = MM3   

there r lots, but can't say which one is MOST

buhat say hain


bulkay buhat zyada hain

buhat zada hai bhat zada hai buhat zada hai

ohhhhh bohat zeyda hain kosa

only 1

F16 u sunaooo

bht ziada hein . acha bahana hai sab k pass ..

acha theek hai koi aik he suna day..

cf aik he memorable moment hai wohi suna dein..

arye mera matlab tha ke only 1 reply ke jis main moment sunaya hai

u sunaooo chaloo shabash

bachpan say he jab asembly mein 1st position holder ko stage per bulaya jata tha tu bht acha lagta tha .. khair main apni baat nahi ker rahe .. jo log atay thay unhein daikh ker bht acha lagta tha .. studies mein tu kabhe 1st position li nahi ..

laiken colg mein aker jab bhe co-circular activities mein position li tu stage per aana bht he memorable incidents hein life k..

esp aik dafa .. colg mein elections honay walay thay aur main most senior post k liay nominee thee .. VP called me and said to make an announcement ..

sara colg aur staff khara tha aur main mazay say gaiyee .. 2 min k liay to i got nervous .. sara colg mujhay daikh raha tha laiken jab annoucement ki tu confidently ki ..

baad mein frnds say pocha k theek ki announcement to unhon nay bola tu confident kia over-confident lag rahe the..

chalo cf ur turn..

yar subha se utha hua hoon
ab tak bang baj gaye hai

abhi yaad kerna parna hia pehlye phir sunata hon

wesye stage per ja ker kesa feel hui matlab ke maltba ke woh dil main ladoo phooty ke aj main ja rahi hoon

lado.. kia yaad kara dia.. kaafi pasand hein mujhay .. aur mjay pata nahi kyun aisa lag raha hai kaisay ap ko bilkul nahi pasand.. hai na?

stage per pehli dafa tu janay mein thora der sa lagta hai .. nervousness hoti hai .. laiken aik dafa chaska lag jaiy tu ....

chalo koi nahi kal suna daina .. itni bhe koi emergency nahi hai..

yup right mujh ko bilkul nahi pasand

stage per jatye huye dar laga hmm dar yehi ke kahin stage na gir jaye lolzzzz
hai na


nai abhi yaad aya mujh ko apun ko swimming ka incident
me wid ma 2 frndz
jis main apun sab fishoon honye lagye thye lolzzz
sunaoon ?

app sunain ..

main ja rahe hon ..

subah parh longe ..

nai apun chalooo phir subha main sunaye ga poora yaad ker ke wid fresh mind
ager din main time mila online anye ka nai tu kal raat main

colllege k naam pay mujhay bhi aik scene yaad aa gaya




jab main first year main thi...hamaray college main fun fare huwa...variety show k liye preparations shuru ho gayen...hum frnds ka jo group tha un main say koi kisi bhi item main participate nahi kar raha tha kiun k agar participate kartay tu roz practice karni parti aur fun fare walay din hum sab frnds sahe say enjoy bhi na kar patin....main nay shauq shauq main modeling k liye naam likhwa dia...but jab roz practice k liye organiser gals bulanay lagin to sab frnds k israr pey main nay apna naam cut kara dia....warna sab frnds ko chor k mujhay practice k liye jana parta....



khair fun fare walay din main jab variety show shuru huwa aur modeling start hui to hum sab frnds back stage pey chali gayen...jahan say models tayyar ho kar front pey cat walk kar rahi thin....


aur samnay larkiyaan buhat zyada hooting kar rahin thin sab models pey.....aur onchi awaz main naaray laga rahin thin...


bechari kuch models to confuse ho gayen aur ulti seedhi walk kar k wapis aa gaien.....

jab larkionn nay models ko confuse hotay daikha to aur shor karnmay lagin aur awaazain kasnay lagin....


mujhay ghussa aa gaya

main nay cat walk ki organiser say kaha mujhay janay do stage pey....woh bhi bechari ghabrai hui thi...us nay aik nazar mujh pey aur meray dress pey daali aur kahnay lagi GO AHEAD


aur main bari shaan say stage pey lehrati hui gai....larkion nay shor machana shuru kia.....main muskarati rahi aur bilkul stage k end pay ja kar sab larkion ko munh charaya aur dikhaya ....achanak sab ko chup lag gai

k koi model ulta hum pey he hoot kar sakti hai kia?

aur whistle maar kar dubara dikha kar ...lehrati hui wapis aa gai

aur wapis aai to organiser hanstay huway kahnay lagi...in larkion k sath yahi hona chahaiye tha


is tarah kafi larkiyaan first year say he mujhay pehchan gayen.....aur kisi nay meray sath panga nahi kia


aur baad main aa kar pochti rahin....aap wohi model hain jis nay stage pey aa kar sab ko chup kara dia tha


yah tha college k buhat say MMM main 1 MMM

hmmmmm

ab is ke barye main apun kuch arz kerye ager ijazat ho tu

yaar sorry abi ajj mode acha nahi hai iss liye kuch nah yaad aa raha exept hell hate n every evil stuff jus feels like killing somone

cutefriend:

hmmmmm

ab is ke barye main apun kuch arz kerye ager ijazat ho tu

hudday adab

ok nai kerta

me chup

per phir bhi thora sa

Ayesha:

colllege k naam pay mujhay bhi aik scene yaad aa gaya




jab main first year main thi...hamaray college main fun fare huwa...variety show k liye preparations shuru ho gayen...hum frnds ka jo group tha un main say koi kisi bhi item main participate nahi kar raha tha kiun k agar participate kartay tu roz practice karni parti aur fun fare walay din hum sab frnds sahe say enjoy bhi na kar patin....main nay shauq shauq main modeling k liye naam likhwa dia...but jab roz practice k liye organiser gals bulanay lagin to sab frnds k israr pey main nay apna naam cut kara dia....warna sab frnds ko chor k mujhay practice k liye jana parta....



khair fun fare walay din main jab variety show shuru huwa aur modeling start hui to hum sab frnds back stage pey chali gayen...jahan say models tayyar ho kar front pey cat walk kar rahi thin....


aur samnay larkiyaan buhat zyada hooting kar rahin thin sab models pey.....aur onchi awaz main naaray laga rahin thin...


bechari kuch models to confuse ho gayen aur ulti seedhi walk kar k wapis aa gaien.....

jab larkionn nay models ko confuse hotay daikha to aur shor karnmay lagin aur awaazain kasnay lagin....


mujhay ghussa aa gaya

main nay cat walk ki organiser say kaha mujhay janay do stage pey....woh bhi bechari ghabrai hui thi...us nay aik nazar mujh pey aur meray dress pey daali aur kahnay lagi GO AHEAD


aur main bari shaan say stage pey lehrati hui gai....larkion nay shor machana shuru kia.....main muskarati rahi aur bilkul stage k end pay ja kar sab larkion ko munh charaya aur dikhaya ....achanak sab ko chup lag gai

k koi model ulta hum pey he hoot kar sakti hai kia?

aur whistle maar kar dubara dikha kar ...lehrati hui wapis aa gai

aur wapis aai to organiser hanstay huway kahnay lagi...in larkion k sath yahi hona chahaiye tha


is tarah kafi larkiyaan first year say he mujhay pehchan gayen.....aur kisi nay meray sath panga nahi kia


aur baad main aa kar pochti rahin....aap wohi model hain jis nay stage pey aa kar sab ko chup kara dia tha


yah tha college k buhat say MMM main 1 MMM

bari bahadri dikahye ..

waisay school, colg mein mujhay bhe ye modelling offers bht milti theen coz of my height..

2 dafa main nay larkay k get-up main modelling ki..

nd u wont believe baad mein kia hua .. a girl came to me and said app ka koi bara bhai hai jo ap jaisa daikhany mein ho .. nd i was like

bht cute larka lag rahe the..

zaberdast

acha ab apun ki story ka time

yea sure ..


ab app sunain..

hamyen marwanye laga tha bhai chara lolzzz

hua yeh ke main and ma 2 frndz ja rahye thye canal road per (apun ka ghar canal road perhi hai)
esye hi swimming ki baat honye lag pari
aik jaga pohncye wahan dekha ke canal kafi fit thi new area tha
ham ne kaha yar kyon na idher swimming ki try ki jaye.bus aik challenge ho gaya ke kon jata hia
hum ne kaha thek hia jee chalo try kertye hain zyada se zyada fishoon hi hoon gayen na lolz
per phir deicide hua ke sab aik sath hath paker ker bhai charye se jump keryen gayen
tu bus ji hum ne jump kia aik sath aur hamara andaza ghalat ho gaya canal kidepth ka
ab ham logon ko apni jaan ke lalye par gaye kabhi under kabhi upper
main baki dono frndz se thora alag canal ke middle main tha aur woh don thora side per they per thye aik sath hi
main ne swimming start ki jesye bhi tu achanak aik frnd ki ajeeb se awaz nikli tu main ne ghabra ker dekha tu janab aik frnd pani main aur dosra us ke upper betha sans le raha .ab jab main ne ghabra ker dekha tha tu apni swimming bhol gaya main phir se pani ke under per phir kher sab ne swiming start ki aur bachat ho gaye
per aik baat woh death walye uncle ko kareeb se dekh lia tha

tu jb ki jaan chut sakti thee..

maan baap ki duaoon nay bacha lia..

ye tu waqaye bht memorable moment hai jo ap ko kabhe bholay ga nahi..

death uncle sirf ap ko daikhnay aiy thay lainay nahi..

friend_16:

tu jb ki jaan chut sakti thee..

maan baap ki duaoon nay bacha lia..

ye tu waqaye bht memorable moment hai jo ap ko kabhe bholay ga nahi..

death uncle sirf ap ko daikhnay aiy thay lainay nahi..

JB ki jaan lollll grave main thora wi fi nai chal sakta    
tunning kernye waley farishto ne 2 hrs tu free de hi denye thye

yuppppppp aur u know bus tab merye hairs wet thye is liye un ka hath slip ker gaya ho ga
isi liye ab hairs chotye choyte ker liye hain
warna tuuuuu

u ko esye lagta hia tu esye hi sahi


tu esa kero u bhi koi choro na

well...wesaay to i live with my parents, but university ke silsilay mae i had to stay away from them for a bit...ye un dinno ka waqia hae...year 2001

i was renting/sharing a room in a desi area near university with 3 more pakistani guys. ye desi community mae tablighi jama'at walaay kafi thaay.

tablighi jamaat waloon ka u must have heard...hath mae loota, jaye-namaz, knee high shalwars, big beard, etc etc...and they think they r going to heaven and u r for sure jhanami...and if u join them...then..maybe...maybe u have a chance u go to heaven..otherwise..forget it...

anyways...ye to background thaa tablighi jamaat waloon ka...so there were lots of these guys in the area and wo (about 5-6 ppl) almost roz a ker bell de..aur shuru apni tableegh...

well...hum bhi fun mazak mae sun lete thaay...kabhi ultay pultay vulgur questions bhi poochtay thaay... which they had no answers to...anyways

so the fun part is..one day...hamaray dil mae aye k koi sharat kerni chahye...lol...so we posted nude posters all over the room

bell rings...

opened the door

enters the molvi sahibaan...

and lo and behold...samnay nude pics...

in a sec..they had hands over their eyes...and started shouting...

astaghferullah....astaghferullah.... and ran outta room

us din ke baad..they never came for more tableegh




we forgot to take the posters off and one of our room-mate's parents came to visit...but that's another story...

becahary tableeghi group walay..

waisay i really wana know i agay kia hua ?? u know the other story..

~CHANDNI~:

friend_16:

bachpan say he jab asembly mein 1st position holder ko stage per bulaya jata tha tu bht acha lagta tha .. khair main apni baat nahi ker rahe .. jo log atay thay unhein daikh ker bht acha lagta tha .. studies mein tu kabhe 1st position li nahi ..

laiken colg mein aker jab bhe co-circular activities mein position li tu stage per aana bht he memorable incidents hein life k..

esp aik dafa .. colg mein elections honay walay thay aur main most senior post k liay nominee thee .. VP called me and said to make an announcement ..

sara colg aur staff khara tha aur main mazay say gaiyee .. 2 min k liay to i got nervous .. sara colg mujhay daikh raha tha laiken jab annoucement ki tu confidently ki ..

baad mein frnds say pocha k theek ki announcement to unhon nay bola tu confident kia over-confident lag rahe the..

thnx chanda..

app bhe sunao na ..