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Women should not have children after 35.

Really... 35 children are enough.

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I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

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"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

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On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.

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I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

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Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

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I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Posted on 12/1/2007 10:56:37 PM