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Its all about Wives
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Its all about Wives
SupidGuy
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met .
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake."
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once .
Posted on 1/10/2008 3:12:08 PM
Rapunzel
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met .
Posted on 1/10/2008 3:17:57 PM
dosselpoh
lolzian..gud one
Posted on 1/11/2008 1:41:42 AM
sun_shine
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once .
yaa very nice
Posted on 1/11/2008 8:55:10 AM
ONLYARBAB
Posted on 1/11/2008 8:56:58 AM
Mr.SmS
Posted on 1/11/2008 10:59:08 PM
Mr Twisty
Posted on 1/14/2008 8:21:48 AM
jal_pari
Posted on 2/20/2008 6:55:44 PM
SupidGuy
I like this one.............
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
Posted on 3/7/2008 3:06:24 PM
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