ap SR ko kaki na samjhain![]()
ye kiska style ha
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hawwwwwwwwwww... ap SR ko budhi mai keh rahi hain....![]()
halanke yeah tu tum ka haqq hai....![]()
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kyoun jotay parwatay ho mujhay...
Aaj sirf Dahi (yougurt)+3 Bananas!!!!!
secret diet nahi batatay hotay...
main zara farigh ho loo phir sab ko sahi karti hoon. meri adam mojudgi main meri buraiyan![]()
main zara farigh ho loo phir sab ko sahi karti hoon. meri adam mojudgi main meri buraiyan![]()
main zara farigh ho loo phir sab ko sahi karti hoon. meri adam mojudgi main meri buraiyan![]()
ap ki mojodgi mai kar letay hian...![]()
An Apple & A Mug of Milk!!!!
ap itna thora sa khate hain
aaj kal time nahi mil raha hai break fast ka....![]()
ghari change kar lo...![]()
kis kis ki ghari change karoon????![]()
gndy bachy. huh
na kren kbi b na kren![]()
yahan to garaj chamak kay asar hain...
hamain bhagna chahiye... is sai pehlay keh
chittron ki barish shuru ho...![]()
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nahi tehar naa yaar Rehan!!!
aaj parathoon ki jaga Chittar hi sahi....![]()
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pehlay tum taste kar kay batao kesay hain...
Pretty Good!!!!![]()
i just tasted!!!!![]()
ab tum aa kar jee bhar kar khaaooo![]()
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adha paratha chor dia hai na...![]()
yeah tu batao Rahan Mian....tum parathay kehte kise ho?????
kaheen Bread Slice ko to tu nahi bolte????![]()
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mai koi mumy daddy larka thori hoon
jo slice ko parathay bolon
am gabru jawan of pind shind![]()
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i know u r not Larka!!! Rehan Uncle!!!!![]()
zara batana 1973 mai kya hoa tha????![]()
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mujhay kya pata... main nay history nahi parhi...![]()
apni history tu parh hi leni chahiye thi tumhain....![]()
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yeah logoon mai bohat hi ghalt aadat hai....![]()
to aur kya... ab mai nay kha lia ho to wapis kesay karon...![]()
tension mat le yaar!!!
order kar de koi pizza unn ke liye!!!!![]()
Lunch time mai thori dair hi reh gai thee iss liye...![]()
lunch mai kya khate ho????![]()
zara batana!!!!![]()
lunch karnay k baad bataon ga...![]()
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chalo ab bata bhi do...
Its 19th March Now!!!
aik plate biryani, 4 rotian with Aalu gosht![]()
MASHALLAH.....![]()
and how much it all cost????![]()
yeh jigs kya hota hai?
tumhain nahi pata???![]()
sachi nahi pata...![]()
Jigs achay friend ko kahte hein Jigz!!!!![]()
adha paratha chor dia hai na...![]()
kis k liy
DH jhoot bool raha hai Rehan......![]()
tauba tauba tauba
chalo achi baat hai tum ne time pe tauba kar li...![]()
tum bhi kar lo...
tauba mai dair nahi karni chahiye...
Theek kahan tum ne Doost!!!![]()
to tumhara kya dushman hooon???
haan haan poochain zara
haan haan poocho zara!!!!
itna israr hai to poch leta hoon
haan tu pocho naa!!!
batao na zara keh mai tumhara dushman hoon kya???![]()
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nahi tum tu mere Dushaman thori ho....
tum tu Dushman-e-Jaan ho!!!!![]()
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kya pochooooon?
kuch nahi Janu...
tum bas khaate peetay raho!!!!![]()
yahan zaror kuch garbar chal rahi hai
jaldi batao kya ho raha hai...
nahi nahi kuch aisa nahi hai....![]()
mujhay pata hai kuch na kuch garbar zaror hai...
tumhain kaise pata chala????![]()
lunch mai khanay ki chezain hoti hain...
bohat saari naa???![]()
chal oye lotay....![]()
always stay with majority!!!![]()
Me & DH are majority!!!!!![]()
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aiwaen kham-mkha-mkha
nahi tu naa sahi...
sanoon keee???![]()
aapay baad mai pachtaye ga!!!!![]()
kya pochooooon?
k SG apko dushman smjhty hain
Khabardaar Rehan!!!
yeah jurrat mat karna!!!
warna tum ke parathay le kar bhaag jaoon ga!!!!!![]()
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dushman ho... paaas ae to dishum kar doo ga...
bandoooq hai meray paas... haaaaan
tum ke paas tu chakkoo (knife) nahi thaa???![]()
woh kabariye to bech dia tha... aur wahan sai mujrim nay lai lia...![]()
kitne paisoon mai bika thaa???? aur Mujrim ne kitne paisoon mai liya????
han abhi paratha khaya hai
to mai kab samjha raha hoon![]()
yeah bhi hai....![]()
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ye ap log ab bas dosron ki copy hi karte rahen ge kia?
chalain ap ki copy kar letay hain...![]()
No Rehan!!!
she is so cutoo mutoo Lil Sister!!!!![]()
albatta u ki perody mein kar sakta hoon!!!!!![]()
oye tum nay SR ko moto bola
abhi tumhari shamat aa jae gi...
Aag mat laga mere aur SR ke beech!!!![]()
U Rehan Petrol Pump!!!!!![]()
gndy bachy. huh
na kren kbi b na kren![]()
yahan to garaj chamak kay asar hain...
hamain bhagna chahiye... is sai pehlay keh
chittron ki barish shuru ho...![]()
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ap to roz nashta krty hain. apko kch ni kaha jaega
kioon kioon kioon![]()
jal rahay ho kya?
nahi jall kar koila ho raha hoon!!!!!![]()
Lunch time mai thori dair hi reh gai thee iss liye...![]()
lunch mai kya khate ho????![]()
zara batana!!!!![]()
lunch karnay k baad bataon ga...![]()
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pehly pait poja
phr kam duja
thats like a good boy Rehan!!!!![]()
theek hai chacha ji...
oay Uncle dont act childoo childoo!!!!![]()
ziadah nannha banne ki zaroorat nahi hai....![]()
ap SR ko kaki na samjhain![]()
ye kiska style ha
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hawwwwwwwwwww... ap SR ko budhi mai keh rahi hain....![]()
halanke yeah tu tum ka haqq hai....![]()
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kyoun jotay parwatay ho mujhay...
kaun maray ga mere bhaai ko jooatay?????![]()
Aaj sirf Dahi (yougurt)+3 Bananas!!!!!
secret diet nahi batatay hotay...
aray yaar yeah secret nahi hai...
yeah tu sirf Chunga hai.....![]()
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main zara farigh ho loo phir sab ko sahi karti hoon. meri adam mojudgi main meri buraiyan![]()
ap ki mojodgi mai kar letay hian...![]()
mojoodgi mai kahe ga Rehan Darling tu Chooti Aap se phainti lage gi.....![]()
han abhi paratha khaya hai
subah ho gai????
Nehari+Naan... (naan mein ne count nahi kiye)