ap inki baton ko sach samjh rhy hain
to kya ap ki baton ko sach samjhain...
han na bachy man k sachy hty hain
yeh to bachon k liye kaha gya hai..
ap ka zikar is mai kahan hai?
yahan meri bat ho rahi ha.
main bachi man ki sachi hoon.main apnay ap main gummmmmmm
to kya ap ki baton ko sach samjhain...
han na bachy man k sachy hty hain
yeh to bachon k liye kaha gya hai..
ap ka zikar is mai kahan hai?
to bhaiya ap keh lain......
mene socha shyd kehny ko kuch bcha e nai isliay ab rehan bhai sy puch ry hain k kia kahoon
nahi jee... yeh sharmelay boht hain na..
iss liye poch poch kar baat kartay hain...
JOKe OF THE YEAR...
to ye name bdl k sharmila rkh lain na.heheheh
ap ko nahi pata...??
in ko mohallay mai sab sharmeela hi kehtay hain...
bas papers mai name change karwana aik boht bara masla hai...
mohaly ki wo larkiyan sharmela kehti hongi jinko ye baji bolty hain
ziada ho gya... thora meetha kam kar dain...
to kya ap ki baton ko sach samjhain...
han na bachy man k sachy hty hain
yeh to bachon k liye kaha gya hai..
ap ka zikar is mai kahan hai?
ary main b to mama papa ki bachi hoon na
to bhaiya ap keh lain......
mene socha shyd kehny ko kuch bcha e nai isliay ab rehan bhai sy puch ry hain k kia kahoon
nahi jee... yeh sharmelay boht hain na..
iss liye poch poch kar baat kartay hain...
JOKe OF THE YEAR...
to ye name bdl k sharmila rkh lain na.heheheh
ap ko nahi pata...??
in ko mohallay mai sab sharmeela hi kehtay hain...
bas papers mai name change karwana aik boht bara masla hai...
mohaly ki wo larkiyan sharmela kehti hongi jinko ye baji bolty hain
ziada ho gya... thora meetha kam kar dain...
cheeni kum.
ab theek ha na metha?
to kya ap ki baton ko sach samjhain...
han na bachy man k sachy hty hain
yeh to bachon k liye kaha gya hai..
ap ka zikar is mai kahan hai?
ary main b to mama papa ki bachi hoon na
woh to os ghar ki baat hai...
JB ghar ki baat to kuch aur hai...
to bhaiya ap keh lain......
mene socha shyd kehny ko kuch bcha e nai isliay ab rehan bhai sy puch ry hain k kia kahoon
nahi jee... yeh sharmelay boht hain na..
iss liye poch poch kar baat kartay hain...
JOKe OF THE YEAR...
to ye name bdl k sharmila rkh lain na.heheheh
ap ko nahi pata...??
in ko mohallay mai sab sharmeela hi kehtay hain...
bas papers mai name change karwana aik boht bara masla hai...
mohaly ki wo larkiyan sharmela kehti hongi jinko ye baji bolty hain
ziada ho gya... thora meetha kam kar dain...
abhi to ham nay apni masomiat dikhai hi nahi...
i know & i can understand!!!
sari batain samajhtay ho... baray siyanay ho...
ji ji ....bas kadi gharor nai kitta!!!!
hunnn kar kay vekh lo...
nahi...............................
thora jia taste kar lo...
Kaday dandiaan nikal reya nay?????
is there any doubt???
no doubt....
confirmed rumor hai...
many many many lols@ confirmed rumour!!!!!
rumors per aisay hi hastay hain...
chalo ao mil kar hastay hain...
phir akelay hi hansay ja rahay ho.
tum bhi saath mai hans lo!!!!
yeh theek hai...
ab batao is mai sai tum kon ho?
acha... chalo phir koi party dekho...
lekin bara contract hona chahiye...
contract mil gya hai....Good News!!!
yeah jo roads bani hoi hein inhain putna (break) hai....
yeh to income hi income...
road salamat hai hi koi nai...
bill bhej dain gay... aur clear ho jae ga..
mojaaan eee mojaaaan
Aaho!!!!!
first bill submit karwa do...
mai akhya pata nahi kitni machinery di zarorat howay gi
aithay tay kuj hor ee program ho gya...
first bill mai bhi 60% mera!!!!
tum chahay 80% rakh lo... no problem...
ham 20% mai bhi 100% poora kar lain gay...
Pakistan kay contractor hain na...
uni. to aur kithon
kairi toon????
open uni.
is uni kay doors har waqt khulay rehtay hain kya?
hahahahahaha
kya door close karnay ki tayarion mai ho?
waise rah nahi sakta Bongi maaray baghair!!!!
bongian maroon ga to dunya sai kam hon gi na...
yeh bhi aik mission hai..
Mission Impossible-IV..........
dhain dhain chhik chhik tono tonoooooooooooo!!!!!!
dekha aik aur bongi kam ho gai dunya sai..
guddd yaar
chal theek hai....
wish you all the best!!!!!!
one more bongi killed...
yaar samjha karo na... meray paas apna lunch box aik hi hai...
teri baat mein samujh raha hoon!!!!
samajh gae ho to ao phir... 2~4 lunch box aur ikathay kar lain...
par 60 % mer!!!!
Lunch box 100% tum lai lo... ab box tumharay pas ho aur dhakan meray pas.... acha to nahi lagta na...
wesay bhi dhakan ka mai nay kya karna hia...
haan lunch 100% mera...
ji nahi ji.... i will have meal with me!!!!!
is per koi compromise nahi yaar...
mujhay pehlay hi bohat bhook lagi hai...
abhi to ham nay apni masomiat dikhai hi nahi...
i know & i can understand!!!
sari batain samajhtay ho... baray siyanay ho...
ji ji ....bas kadi gharor nai kitta!!!!
hunnn kar kay vekh lo...
nahi...............................
thora jia taste kar lo...
Mein aisa larka nahi hoon!!!
abhi to ham nay apni masomiat dikhai hi nahi...
i know & i can understand!!!
sari batain samajhtay ho... baray siyanay ho...
ji ji ....bas kadi gharor nai kitta!!!!
hunnn kar kay vekh lo...
nahi...............................
thora jia taste kar lo...
Mein aisa larka nahi hoon!!!
to bhaiya ap keh lain......
mene socha shyd kehny ko kuch bcha e nai isliay ab rehan bhai sy puch ry hain k kia kahoon
nahi jee... yeh sharmelay boht hain na..
iss liye poch poch kar baat kartay hain...
JOKe OF THE YEAR...
to ye name bdl k sharmila rkh lain na.heheheh
ap ko nahi pata...??
in ko mohallay mai sab sharmeela hi kehtay hain...
bas papers mai name change karwana aik boht bara masla hai...
mohaly ki wo larkiyan sharmela kehti hongi jinko ye baji bolty hain
ziada ho gya... thora meetha kam kar dain...
Oay Tum dono behan bhaai mil ke meri Kitt laga rahe ho.......
yaar samjha karo na... meray paas apna lunch box aik hi hai...
teri baat mein samujh raha hoon!!!!
samajh gae ho to ao phir... 2~4 lunch box aur ikathay kar lain...
par 60 % mer!!!!
Lunch box 100% tum lai lo... ab box tumharay pas ho aur dhakan meray pas.... acha to nahi lagta na...
wesay bhi dhakan ka mai nay kya karna hia...
haan lunch 100% mera...
ji nahi ji.... i will have meal with me!!!!!
is per koi compromise nahi yaar...
mujhay pehlay hi bohat bhook lagi hai...
Yeah lunch ham ko de do Thakurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
fir to sugarless e o jana ha
to kya ap ki baton ko sach samjhain...
han na bachy man k sachy hty hain
yeh to bachon k liye kaha gya hai..
ap ka zikar is mai kahan hai?
ary main b to mama papa ki bachi hoon na
woh to os ghar ki baat hai...
JB ghar ki baat to kuch aur hai...
US ghar ki bat na na karen mje shamoo ati ha. mashrqi ladki
ziada ho gya... thora meetha kam kar dain...
Oay Tum dono behan bhaai mil ke meri Kitt laga rahe ho.......
thora jia taste kar lo...
Mein aisa larka nahi hoon!!!
yeh theek hai...
ab batao is mai sai tum kon ho?
koi nahi......
tum chahay 80% rakh lo... no problem...
ham 20% mai bhi 100% poora kar lain gay...
Pakistan kay contractor hain na...
ham hein pakistani ham tu jeetein gaye bhei jeetein gein!!!!
paisay laga kerishwat khila ke jeetein gaye bhei jeetein gein!!!!
lagay raho rehan bhaaii....
one more bongi killed...
Rehan tu mahaan hai.....free of cost kaam karta hai.......
is per koi compromise nahi yaar...
mujhay pehlay hi bohat bhook lagi hai...
Yeah lunch ham ko de do Thakurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mein aisa larka nahi hoon!!!
jo aisa nahi hota wo wesa hota ha?aur agr na asy hain na wesy hain to phir kesy hain?
Oay Tum dono behan bhaai mil ke meri Kitt laga rahe ho.......
na ji ap to achy bhaiya hain.
ab main b jane wali hon light b jane wali hai. byeeeee
Oay Tum dono behan bhaai mil ke meri Kitt laga rahe ho.......
na ji ap to achy bhaiya hain.
makhan polish zinda baad...
