 
 Ahahhahha ....Wife jeee..Ahem ahem ....Konsay assinment ..jhaaru maarnay kay ??
Chalo maasi ayegee toh help ker hee daygee
lol.. cathooo.. mehmanoo ky baray mai mazak nai kertay.. chaloo jaoo kitchen mai.. meri wife tashreef lanay wali hein



Oye hoye ... Wife ayee Mujhe kitchen mein bhejdiyahBhool gaye wife dhoond kon rahee hay

Bacho tum .....
pitoo ge tum bhi our mujay bhi pitwao gee.. (meri wife sy)

yeh jo hitler jasi wife dhoondi ha.. abb raho kitchen mai tum.. mai to hud chuut per doo din sy soo raha hon

Abay ... tum chat per sorahay ho :O...Footpath per sogay ..toh issay inaam milay ga
 
   
   
 Sans lainay se (JB) teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,
Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,
I guess JB ki addat c ho gai ha.. nai hoti perhaii..

suna hian tumhari shadi ho rahi hian
Asli baat toh yehi hay ...Shaadi kay liyeh wapis aayah hay ....
na asli baat wo accountant wali baat per wapis aya hain
shoooot... na ker yara.. pitwaye ga



Abb toh aadat parhjani chahiyeh

 
   
   
 Sans lainay se (JB) teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,
Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,
I guess JB ki addat c ho gai ha.. nai hoti perhaii..

suna hian tumhari shadi ho rahi hian
Asli baat toh yehi hay ...Shaadi kay liyeh wapis aayah hay ....
na asli baat wo accountant wali baat per wapis aya hain
shoooot... na ker yara.. pitwaye ga



Abb toh aadat parhjani chahiyeh

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara Pagal kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.


 
 
sunu

 
 Sans lainay se (JB) teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,
Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,
I guess JB ki addat c ho gai ha.. nai hoti perhaii..

suna hian tumhari shadi ho rahi hian
Asli baat toh yehi hay ...Shaadi kay liyeh wapis aayah hay ....
na asli baat wo accountant wali baat per wapis aya hain
shoooot... na ker yara.. pitwaye ga



Abb toh aadat parhjani chahiyeh

 
   
   
 Sans lainay se (JB) teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,
Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,
I guess JB ki addat c ho gai ha.. nai hoti perhaii..

suna hian tumhari shadi ho rahi hian
Asli baat toh yehi hay ...Shaadi kay liyeh wapis aayah hay ....
na asli baat wo accountant wali baat per wapis aya hain
shoooot... na ker yara.. pitwaye ga



Abb toh aadat parhjani chahiyeh

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara Pagal kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.


Usmein mera koi opyion hee nahi tha...
4 options thay
a.Jawad
b.joji
c.jay
d.jamadaar
 
   
   
  
  
 Sans lainay se (JB) teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,
Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,
I guess JB ki addat c ho gai ha.. nai hoti perhaii..

 
 
 
 
 
 Abb wellcum baq horaha hay ...Bhai ussne chora hee nahi tha jb kabhi
 
 
 
 Dimgah kharaab hogayah yeh alfaaz sun sun ker "siyasi bayaan "
 
 
 
  
 nahi
 
  kuch bhi akhain
 kuch bhi akhain  
 akhaaankuch bhi akhain

