car broke down...
oi
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo
Lol, arrey baba, mae toh sunti hoon. 
P.S. Where the hell's my damn invite to your imaginary wedding to BadShaH1? o bullocks..
whres mai bride.
She's busy at the Hair Salon, throwing curlers at the hairdressers!! 
am here...ur
Toh phir rikshah mae ajao naa!! 
teri bin jia na jaye ab or raha na jaye.
Haye Allah!!
Para na ferq anokhi zuban likhney se
zameen zameen hi rahi 'Asman' likhne se
Raha jis sey taluq har ghari mera
Wo ban na saka meri jan 'Jan' likhne sey
Wah wah!! 
o bullocks..
whres mai bride.
oi
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo
am here...ur
teri bin jia na jaye ab or raha na jaye.
Fikar not, she's on the way!
o bullocks..
whres mai bride.
lol joka girl
I izz not joking yO!! 
I saw yewz chucking them curlers in rage!! oi
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo
lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol
Lol, self invites eh?
I'll bring all the nutter then!! 
am here...ur
scuse me missy jeee
mera baadsha limo mein ayega mujhe leyne
I have to book the limo now?
teri bin jia na jaye ab or raha na jaye.
Fikar not, she's on the way!
haan yaar...and u was meant to get me there on time
naughty missy
I tried damnit, I tried!! 
oi
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo
lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol
haan yaar...u meant to be my best man!!!
u was spsd to get everything sorted out yaar
oi
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo
lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol
yeh apne jaise loag hena?
Lol, yup yup yup!! haan yaar...u meant to be my best man!!!
u was spsd to get everything sorted out yaar
Hein?
I was getting you there but you had to get out of the damn car & start beating up those aunties who tried to start on your choice of shoes!!
oi
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo
lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol
yeh apne jaise loag hena?
haan yaar...u meant to be my best man!!!
u was spsd to get everything sorted out yaar
Hein?
I was getting you there but you had to get out of the damn car & start beating up those aunties who tried to start on your choice of shoes!!
lol man mein phir kya karti..them aunties man...
Classic! oi
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo
lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol
yeh apne jaise loag hena?
nothing rong there then
Lol, you'll regret saying that later! haan yaar...u meant to be my best man!!!
u was spsd to get everything sorted out yaar
Hein?
I was getting you there but you had to get out of the damn car & start beating up those aunties who tried to start on your choice of shoes!!
lol man mein phir kya karti..them aunties man...
Lol, tis OK.
Did you see the lookj on the Maulana's face when you were beating them all up?
#oi
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo
lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol
yeh apne jaise loag hena?
nothing rong there then
haan yaar...u meant to be my best man!!!
u was spsd to get everything sorted out yaar
Hein?
I was getting you there but you had to get out of the damn car & start beating up those aunties who tried to start on your choice of shoes!!
lol man mein phir kya karti..them aunties man...
Lol, tis OK.
Did you see the lookj on the Maulana's face when you were beating them all up?
i knw man
His one eye was bigger than the other!!
#oi
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo
lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol
yeh apne jaise loag hena?
nothing rong there then
me dont tink so...
Lol, oh I hope so!! You beat him up aswell? 
