dosselpoh:

Rapunzel:

Meherbani lolz ainda se apko pehle Salam kariun gi n phr bhai

Oh Itna zaberdast intro kisi male mem ka pahli martaba parha hai sachi U Rock

Bhai bolna zaroori ha.. kasam sy mai MM sy kamazkam 3 saal chota hoon .. (wasay mai apni behan sy kafi lara kerta hon.. so u better be ready den":P


lolz.. thanku thanku.. ahir BHai kis ka hooon .. yeh ik baar phir bolna..takay kch memberz jalain...


khush rahoo

kya hua mere se tu kam az kam 2 saal bare hon gay na

oh dun worry mein ne chaqu churiyan bazar se mangwa li hain is bar larayi mein Apki yehi behan jeeti gi

Welcum telcum ofcourse jee Mere

Oh Itna zaberdast intro kisi male mem ka pahli martaba parha hai sachi U Rock

hun theek eh

1. Abba je se akhri martaba mar kab pari??

2. Mere se bare hone k ba wajood Graduation late complete kion hua

3. Nani jee se kitni martaba malish karwayi gyi hai

4. Aj tak koi aisi beizati jochah k bi bhoole na ho

5. Konsa male mem bohat yad ata hai n koyo???

6. Jb open karte huey pahle khiyal kis ka ata hai?

7. Apki Sis ap ko kaise bardaasht karti hain

8. SIR kahne se Apko ghusa kion aata hai

9. Aj kal Ap Msn pe nazar kion nhi aate

10. Most respectable mem of jb in your point of view

Mystique:

Navi ayeheh soniyehhhh!

koi nhi

wubju

Mystique:

haye, sho shweet!
Hun asi Joji nuu tang kariyeh!

fiker not ziker not Jay te giya

lovely intro!

welcome janiiiiiiiiii


bara changa intrview dita ji

bus aik do pange ker gayan

lolzzzzzzzzz

dosselpoh:

sun_shine:

*Politics k baray main aapka kya khayaal hain:


sab politicianz ko maar dena chahiye




Assalam O Alaikum

*Sir aisa Kyun?
hum Bhi isi halkay se taluk rakhtay hain...!

let me rephrase.. sab current politicianz ko maar dena chahiye.. takay Nya khoon samnay aye.. nawaz shareef.. bhutoo.. sab ki herkatain hi asi hein.. kaum ko kha gye hein.. n woo kali ainak wala..MR. Shujat Hussain.. ik number ka ganster


Xcept Imran Khan..

jst dun like de leaderz.. leadin de whole party ajeeb tareekay sy

Assalam O Alaikum

*Yaa right
hamaray Polticians nay Politics ko badnaam kiya hain Warna Politics Ek buhat Strong and Dificult Job hain...!

dosselpoh:

sun_shine:

dosselpoh:

sun_shine:

*Assalam O Alaikum

*Interview Hum Post kar chukay hain
Its On the 1st page of This Post
Thanks Alot All of You
and Special Thanks To Mr.Dosselpoh Sir...!

Wsalam O Alaikum...!

sir sir sir.. mai studio toor doon ga

*Oh Aap studio Kyun toraingay SIR...!

Dadi ama ... mera dil ker ra ha is lye

*Oh right
Dadi ama ka dil kar raha hain ya Apka?

Miss mine:

       Javad Tariq aka Rats..my questions to u



1.     Have u ever propsed to a girl (no’s n names) n how?



2.     How would u romance that special girl lol ?



3.     Will u still be a player after ur shaadi>berbadi ?


4.     Have u ever cried whilst apologising to a girl for hurting her feelings lol..?


5.     Are u proud to be a.. a) Chaval
                                               b) Ghonchu
                                               c) Flirt



6.      What do u lack most     a) Manners
                                               b) Looks
                                               c) Brains



7     Kis ki yaad ati hai (name) when u listen to that bhula na paon ga lol..

              
8     How many love letters / poems have u sent to girlz in the last yr lol..


9.      Have u ever considered plastic surgery lolz.. i.e ears??    



10.     Rats am I still ur        a) Gud friend
                                              b) On ur most wanted dead or alive list
                                              c) Never gonna talk to u again I HATE U FRIEND
                                    

Javad Tariq aka Rats..my questions to u

[B} Jawad ha mera naam.. spell kerna bhi nai ata:(


1.     Have u ever propsed to a girl (no’s n names) n how?
Nah… abhi kerna ha.. n jab keroon ga too aisa keroon ga ky woo inkaar nai ker paye gee;)


2.     How would u romance that special girl lol ?

yeh ques to invalid ho gye:P


3.     Will u still be a player after ur shaadi>berbadi ?
hahaha.. if she will let me.. YES.. per mostly biwiyan r “Bill Batoori”..hehe
ik dafa shadi ho gye… RAni bana ker rakhoon ga;)

4.     Have u ever cried whilst apologising to a girl for hurting her feelings lol..?

Nah.. Agar mai roo para too us ko chup koon kerwaye ga.. :P .. I have a strong JIGRA.. I can handle dis stuff;)


5.     Are u proud to be a.. a) Chaval
                                              b) Ghonchu
                                              c) Flirt

hahaha… I m proud to be Flirt;), Ghonchu, and Chaval.... sum ppl call my actz as Flirty.. sum ppl think de actz r just so cute.. sum ppl simple curse me out.. sum take dere sandlez out.. sum say is ko to gooli maar deni chahiye..
Per I dun mind any of dese.. as to get the LUV GURU degree.. one has to take all dese classes:P



6.      What do u lack most     a) Manners
                                               b) Looks
                                               c) Brains

Before I used to think ky I lack looks, Brainz n mannerz.. all three.. Per jab main y Sammy ki pic daikhi n us sy baat ki too bohat khoosla mila:P:P ..
All I can say is.. Sammy dil chota mat kerna.. don’t let your looks deceive you.. Lookz ky beghair bhi u bara kuch ker sakti hoo.. :P:P:P..



7     Kis ki yaad ati hai (name) when u listen to that bhula na paon ga lol..

Jo meray kareeb hein.. un ko mai bhoolta hi nai.. soo kisi ganay sy kisi ki koi specially yaad nai ata;)
              
8     How many love letters / poems have u sent to girlz in the last yr lol..

haha.. let me rephrase.. u really want to ask ky how many timez main y flirt kia last year??.. lol
I believe ky.. out of the quantity .. comes the quality.. so I do dis stuff without keepin track.. Professional bannay ky lye sab kuch kerna parta ha:P:P

9.      Have u ever considered plastic surgery lolz.. i.e ears??       

I M glad u didn’t post any pic.. lol.. n I also know why u didn’t.. lol.. :P
Mai lambay baal rakh ra hoon.. cheap tareekay sy kaam chal gye to surgery ki kia zaroorat:P


10.     Rats am I still ur        a) Gud friend
                                             b) On ur most wanted dead or alive list
                                             c) Never gonna talk to u again I HATE U FRIEND

Bhala yeh bhi poochnay wali baat haa.. u r one shweet frnd who tries very hard to do ma bisti.. per ajj yeh bata dena chahta hon ky.. u just can’t do it.. so dun even try.. bari aiii:P:P

ab muh pulla kar ghabara ki tara beteh ho, ab bas ki jyeeee:p
u r also my cute friend, sometimes lol.. answer the questions yaru, ur intro rocks, n ENJOY..

lolz.. shuker ha.. MM too chup hoi:P:P abb no more questionz frm u naa.. mai bakio ki habar leta hon

Mystique:

                                      ~*~Questions.~*~

1, Who was your first crush?

ma cousin thi.. crush nai tha.. per sab cousinz meko us ky baray mai tang kertay they.. soo isi chaker mai bus thora bohat crush tha.. per one day..she asked me a favor.. n favor yeh thi ky.. she used to like ma other cousin n us ko us silsilay mai help chahiye thee..lol..

ma pehla answer jo serious ho ker dya ha..lol
2, Who's your favourite Actor/Actress?
SRK n Vivek..
actress mai koi fav nai..

3, What's your favourite song?
wohi jo mai hud gaooon ga ik din..

4, Who's your favourite poster on JB?
jo bhi tareef keray to acha lagta ha.. ajj tak kisi ny ki nai so.. koi bhi nai
5, What's your favourite holiday destination?
luv to go to beachez.. n just walk around.. or ride a horse..

6, Have you ever seen a Ghost?
yeh.. per dun remember de date xactly.. CAthoo batana zara ky kab dikhai thi u ny apni pic???

7, Do you like watching horror movies?
yeh.. luv dem

8, Do you have a crush on any of the girls on JB?
I think I shouldn't answer dis one.. mai kisi ka dil nai toorna chahta..lolz..jk

9, Who do you admire the most & why?
ma dad.. cause of wat he did for us ( ma family ).. long story..phir kabhi bataon ga:)

10, Do you still watch cartoons?
nope.. Jay bara ho gya h:P

11, When was the last time you cried & why?
in 2004 I guess.. jab babay (ami) was admitted in de hospital n lukin @ her lyin on bed wasn't easy..

12, Have you ever beaten anyone up in school?
heheh.. u should ask.. is dere anyone u didn't fight wid in skool.. bachpan mai i was laraka.. n used to beat up other kidz just for fun..lol

13, What's your favourite dish?
Nehari n Haleem

14, Can you cook?
thora bohat.. itna ata ha ky kabhi biwi naraz hoo too fakay nai kerain parain gy..lol

15, Can you sing?
offcourse.. who can't.. woo alag baat ha.. no one wantz me to sing..lol

16, Do you like any of your relatives?
all of dem.... luv ma cousin Maha.. she is too cute n de first person who called me Jawad bhai.. lol


17, Do you dislike any of your relatives?
nope

18, When are you getting married?
jab koi larki pasand a gye gee... Inshallah Jald.. ma brother n sister both r engaged.. so i m next;)

19, How many kids do you want in the future?
bachay do hi achay.. 12 hoon gy too beechmai sy 2 hi achay nikalnay hein..

20, If you could have a Luxury/Super-car, what would it be & why?
Hummer in black color.. fully loaded..

thankz bajz for all dese questionz.. oor nai poochnay

SupidGuy:

dosselpoh:

zaroor yeh ik Jaal ha..

Mera bhi apne intro ke baad kuch aisa hi khiyaal thaa!!!!!!

hav to find dat topic.. delte to nai ker dia na. wana read all de other introz

Rapunzel:

dosselpoh:

Rapunzel:

Meherbani lolz ainda se apko pehle Salam kariun gi n phr bhai

Oh Itna zaberdast intro kisi male mem ka pahli martaba parha hai sachi U Rock

Bhai bolna zaroori ha.. kasam sy mai MM sy kamazkam 3 saal chota hoon .. (wasay mai apni behan sy kafi lara kerta hon.. so u better be ready den":P


lolz.. thanku thanku.. ahir BHai kis ka hooon .. yeh ik baar phir bolna..takay kch memberz jalain...


khush rahoo

kya hua mere se tu kam az kam 2 saal bare hon gay na

oh dun worry mein ne chaqu churiyan bazar se mangwa li hain is bar larayi mein Apki yehi behan jeeti gi

Welcum telcum ofcourse jee Mere

Oh Itna zaberdast intro kisi male mem ka pahli martaba parha hai sachi U Rock

hun theek eh

hooouunn theek aye

n yeh MM ky questionz per bara hus rai hoo.. meko bisti u ki bhi shuru kerni perni ha:P:P

Rapunzel:

1. Abba je se akhri martaba mar kab pari??
jab sy USA aya hoon.. nai parii.. dun remember.. he treatz me like an adult now.. albata.. pakistan mai haftay mai doo teen per per hi jati thi.. i was kind of shaitaan insaan.. is lye.. per abhi sudhar gya hon

2. Mere se bare hone k ba wajood Graduation late complete kion hua
lolz.. well i guess ky app ka BS 2 saal ka ho ga.. BS 4 saal ka hoo too u meray sy peechay hi ho gee..

n peeechay hoon to kia howa.. Like to mai hi hoon ga:P:P


3. Nani jee se kitni martaba malish karwayi gyi hai
lolz.. chaloo yeh nani jee kahan sy a gayeen abb.. jab jab un ka dil kya.. mai nani ko inkaar nai kerta.. she doesn't believe in shampooz.. sarsooon ka oil is best..lol


4. Aj tak koi aisi beizati jochah k bi bhoole na ho
meray bhai ky koi baal harab keray to usay bohat bura lagta ha.. i was in SAdar Bazar Multan one time n i touched his hair.. us ny mujay thapar mara in front of every one.. nahi bhoolta woo thaper.. lol


5. Konsa male mem bohat yad ata hai n koyo???
no one:P:P.. answer kia too i will sound like G___:P

6. Jb open karte huey pahle khiyal kis ka ata hai?
Wol bhai ka.. jab bhi daikhta hooon ky abhi tak JB update nai howa.. wol bhai ko yaad kerta hoon..lolz..:)

7. Apki Sis ap ko kaise bardaasht karti hain
lolz.. jaisay u ka bhai u ko kerta haa:P..
we r alwayz fightin.. but luv her bohat ziada.. us sy kabhi kaha nai.. n kabhi keh sakta hoon.. per us ky lye jaan hazir ha:)
she wantz me to call her baji.. jo mai ny ajj tak kabhi nai kaha... lol

8. SIR kahne se Apko ghusa kion aata hai
ghusa nai ata.. per ajeeb sa lagta ha.. i m not dat old ky sir bola gye.. friendship ka jo bond ha.. woo sir sy kam ho jata ha.. is lye.. i want ma friends to be free wid me..

9. Aj kal Ap Msn pe nazar kion nhi aate
cause app ko block rakhta hoon.. ..lolz..jk.
yaar buzy hota hon job mai.. n i hav to help my dad wid his business too.. is lye.. samaj lo ky ajj kal double job chal rai ha


10. Most respectable mem of jb in your point of view

TAshu.. sunshine.. n U..:)

~CHANDNI~:

dosselpoh:

~CHANDNI~:

lagta hay morga i mean monda date pay gya hay lolzzzzzzzz

lolz.. i m a guest here bajz.. koi too khayal kerain:P..

Guest   to app ho gay jb pay yahan mery dil say pocho app mery kiya hoooooo

lol.. meko shammo a rai ha
app ka dil too kab ka kisi oor ky pass ha:P:P

~CHANDNI~:

ABBB zara bach kay rahna hamy boht koch pochna hay MR


FIRST of all jab app ki car snow may kharab ho gay thy sath may kon thaaa 2 be MRS

lolz.. sath mai meri tanhai thii..lolz.. n fone per kon tha.. woo app ko pata hi ha:P:P

London_Girl:

lovely intro!

thanku thanku

cutefriend:

welcome janiiiiiiiiii


bara changa intrview dita ji

bus aik do pange ker gayan

lolzzzzzzzzz

boss jaisa app ny likhnay ko bola..wasa hi likha.. me improvin naa.. abb too meko luv guru ki degree dy doooo...

sun_shine:

dosselpoh:

sun_shine:

*Politics k baray main aapka kya khayaal hain:


sab politicianz ko maar dena chahiye




Assalam O Alaikum

*Sir aisa Kyun?
hum Bhi isi halkay se taluk rakhtay hain...!

let me rephrase.. sab current politicianz ko maar dena chahiye.. takay Nya khoon samnay aye.. nawaz shareef.. bhutoo.. sab ki herkatain hi asi hein.. kaum ko kha gye hein.. n woo kali ainak wala..MR. Shujat Hussain.. ik number ka ganster


Xcept Imran Khan..

jst dun like de leaderz.. leadin de whole party ajeeb tareekay sy

Assalam O Alaikum

*Yaa right
hamaray Polticians nay Politics ko badnaam kiya hain Warna Politics Ek buhat Strong and Dificult Job hain...!

i agree.. meko bus abhi ky current jo politicianz hein na..yeh nai pasand.. per offcourse.. politicz honi chahiye n its a hard job..

app jab laroo gee to zaroor batana.. mera vote app ky lye hi ho ga..

sun_shine:

dosselpoh:

sun_shine:

dosselpoh:

sun_shine:

*Assalam O Alaikum

*Interview Hum Post kar chukay hain
Its On the 1st page of This Post
Thanks Alot All of You
and Special Thanks To Mr.Dosselpoh Sir...!

Wsalam O Alaikum...!

sir sir sir.. mai studio toor doon ga

*Oh Aap studio Kyun toraingay SIR...!

Dadi ama ... mera dil ker ra ha is lye

*Oh right
Dadi ama ka dil kar raha hain ya Apka?

app dadi ama sy kam hein kia.. bilkul dadi ama ki taran baat kerti hoo

mein ne sab answers parhe hain but i will reply tonote InshaAllah

dosselpoh:

Mystique:

                                          ~*~Que stions.~*~

1, Who was your first crush?

ma cousin thi.. crush nai tha.. per sab cousinz meko us ky baray mai tang kertay they.. soo isi chaker mai bus thora bohat crush tha.. per one day..she asked me a favor.. n favor yeh thi ky.. she used to like ma other cousin n us ko us silsilay mai help chahiye thee..lol..

ma pehla answer jo serious ho ker dya ha..lol
2, Who's your favourite Actor/Actress?
SRK n Vivek..
actress mai koi fav nai..

3, What's your favourite song?
wohi jo mai hud gaooon ga ik din..

4, Who's your favourite poster on JB?
jo bhi tareef keray to acha lagta ha.. ajj tak kisi ny ki nai so.. koi bhi nai
5, What's your favourite holiday destination?
luv to go to beachez.. n just walk around.. or ride a horse..

6, Have you ever seen a Ghost?
yeh.. per dun remember de date xactly.. CAthoo batana zara ky kab dikhai thi u ny apni pic???

7, Do you like watching horror movies?
yeh.. luv dem

8, Do you have a crush on any of the girls on JB?
I think I shouldn't answer dis one.. mai kisi ka dil nai toorna chahta..lolz..jk

9, Who do you admire the most & why?
ma dad.. cause of wat he did for us ( ma family ).. long story..phir kabhi bataon ga:)

10, Do you still watch cartoons?
nope.. Jay bara ho gya h:P

11, When was the last time you cried & why?
in 2004 I guess.. jab babay (ami) was admitted in de hospital n lukin @ her lyin on bed wasn't easy..

12, Have you ever beaten anyone up in school?
heheh.. u should ask.. is dere anyone u didn't fight wid in skool.. bachpan mai i was laraka.. n used to beat up other kidz just for fun..lol

13, What's your favourite dish?
Nehari n Haleem

14, Can you cook?
thora bohat.. itna ata ha ky kabhi biwi naraz hoo too fakay nai kerain parain gy..lol

15, Can you sing?
offcourse.. who can't.. woo alag baat ha.. no one wantz me to sing..lol

16, Do you like any of your relatives?
all of dem.... luv ma cousin Maha.. she is too cute n de first person who called me Jawad bhai.. lol


17, Do you dislike any of your relatives?
nope

18, When are you getting married?
jab koi larki pasand a gye gee... Inshallah Jald.. ma brother n sister both r engaged.. so i m next;)

19, How many kids do you want in the future?
bachay do hi achay.. 12 hoon gy too beechmai sy 2 hi achay nikalnay hein..

20, If you could have a Luxury/Super-car, what would it be & why?
Hummer in black color.. fully loaded..

thankz bajz for all dese questionz.. oor nai poochnay

Lol, achay jawaab dee aapne, lol aur sawaal nahi poocho ghi.

poocho na poocho na

Rapunzel:

mein ne sab answers parhe hain but i will reply tonote InshaAllah

sure sure..daikh loon ga raat ko bhi

Lol, achay jawaab dee aapne, lol aur sawaal nahi poocho ghi.

abb app parent teacher meeting per shikayat too nai lagayeen gee naa