madgirl:

9/11 bomb blast.....
ek aurat ne jab khabar suni to foran apne husband ko call ki kheriyat k liye
"HELLO;R U FINE SWEETHEART"
"OH DONT WORRY IM PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT"
BUT WHERE R U?
"IM IN THE OFFICE N DOING MA WORK"
"R U SURE U R IN THE OFFICE?"
YUP SWEETY"
and after that wife n dinorce case file kia apne husband k against,cuz us ko pata chal gaya k uska hubby jhoota hai cuz wo office mai nahi apni gf k sath tha.

~CHANDNI~:

lolz   ourt or shak dono lazim wa mulzim hay

sun_shine:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz Right sir
isi liye Allama Iqbal Sir Likhtay hain

Wajood e zann se hain tasweer e kainaat main rang
ab life main aisi baatein na ho tho Life bilkul bay rang ho jaegi...!

madgirl:

sadaqat ka to bohat pata nahi par ek article mai parha or apni ek teacher se bhi suna