Asian:

khair mubarak

wheres my eidi

Mystique:

Aurrrrr yehhhhh jagaaaa kahaaa hotiiiiii haaaiiiiii, isssssss jagaaaaaaa kah naaaaaaaam kiyaaaaaaaaa haiiiiiiii?

Rain Man:

jab pyar hota hai to mera dil kehta hai...
dimagh to thikane pay hai na...

So Far Away:

Asian:

khair mubarak

wheres my eidi

ya lo tumhari eidi u r fav place old navy say liya hai   

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Mystique:

You tell me!

Asian:

Mujrim:

looolz

so hwz evrythng asian btween the bunny and the kala khaan?

fine, he buys me ice cream

but you can love many people

i love wol too, way he tells me off, calls me stoopid in the Pakistani accent while i blow kisses at him

i love sk the way he goes bright red on msn when i send him papi smileys

i love mujjie, the way i threaten violence on the phone and he is stuned into silence

i love cutefriend the way he LIED! and told mujjie i was gona call so he was prepaired for me

i love miney the way she has a nice tidd you just wanna bite and get to the soft noguart london creamy centre

and i love Gee-z like Bin larden loves bush