Miss mine:

    missing u

Acha, batao, kitna miss kaar rahi hoh?

Miss mine:

    am i allowed to ask some more

Of course you are, pagal.






Lol, pleej go easy on moi, OK!

~CHANDNI~:

moghy kitna piyar hay tum say apny hi dill say pocho tum
jise dill diya hya woh tum ho mery zindagy tumhary hay

~CHANDNI~:

AJJ ready ho ky ana ajj hamery bary hay Questionz ki

Hum tayar hai, Api, aap aab ajaye.

Mystique:

eshajam:

sun_shine:

Entertainer-
Eshajam

so i am just a Entertainer
Nothing Else
































Joker








































Where Is My ShotGun




































Or a Sword Your Choice


















































What You Want





























































Amo Ki Bachi






















































Good To Know That I Am Aleast a tiny Part Of Ur Life
Lots Of Loyal Friends U Got Masha-ALLAH
I Hope u Find More
Thx For Adding Me In That List
I Was About to Cry Not Seeing My Name

Lol @ tiny.
Pagal, you're a big part of my life & you know it.

eshajam:

Big Ya Special
Thx Pagli

Dono.

eshajam:

But That Does Means That i will not question You pagli

I knew that was coming.

Question 1 >> Kitne Bachay Humar...aheem aheem sorry wrong poCket

Aap bohaat hi sharrati hain.

eshajam:

Ok oK Ab


Agar tum kahi street mai jarahi ho aur achanek
tumne dekha k ek blind woman road cross karrahi hai
aur durse ek drunk driver full speed se aaraha hai
tu tum kya karoge ? aur osse waqt same street par
ek theif ek old woman k head mai gun point karaha hai
and he is about to shoot than who will u save the

Blind Woman

or

The InnoCent Woman

I think I'd save the blind woman first then make an attempt to save the other woman.

Btw, you ask really weird questions.



Felhal Ek hei Question Aaj

Baki 9998 phir kaabi

Oh joy, lol.

Shahrukh Khan:

Nice interview teddy

1. Can i squeeze ur cheeks?
2. How much do u love me?
3. How did u came to jb?
4. Shona ko kab maro gey?
5. Kis cheez sey aap jaldi irritate hoti ho??
6. Jab subah uthti ho tu sabse pehle kya sochti ho?
7. Why is firah so naughty??
8. Agar aapko farishta nazar aye tu usko kya kaho gey?
9.Ur view abt politics?? and abt zardari?
10.Islam ke kitne kareeb ho??
11. Do u like vampires?
12. can u make palao for me?
13. Your fav movie?
14. YOUR FAV CAR?
15. Agar vacation par jana ho tu kis country main jao gey aur kyun??
16. Any message to jb members??

Mystique:

eshajam:

Big Ya Special
Thx Pagli

Dono.

Mystique:

eshajam:

But That Does Means That i will not question You pagli

I knew that was coming.

Question 1 >> Kitne Bachay Humar...aheem aheem sorry wrong poCket

Aap bohaat hi sharrati hain.

Mystique:

eshajam:

Ok oK Ab


Agar tum kahi street mai jarahi ho aur achanek
tumne dekha k ek blind woman road cross karrahi hai
aur durse ek drunk driver full speed se aaraha hai
tu tum kya karoge ? aur osse waqt same street par
ek theif ek old woman k head mai gun point karaha hai
and he is about to shoot than who will u save the

Blind Woman

or

The InnoCent Woman

I think I'd save the blind woman first then make an attempt to save the other woman.

Btw, you ask really weird questions.



Felhal Ek hei Question Aaj

Baki 9998 phir kaabi

Oh joy, lol.

Asian:

why won't you let me fart in my bed?

Because it's un-lady-like.

why you always telling me off?

Because your insanity drives me mad.

why don't you ever go on the wild side?

Who says I haven't?

why don't you let my khan climb up the drain pipe ?

If he wants his legs broken & his ego ripped apart then go ahead.

Shahrukh Khan:

Nice interview teddy
Thanks hunny.


1. Can i squeeze ur cheeks?

Lol, nai.

2. How much do u love me?

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

3. How did u came to jb?

Asian told me about it, of course this was way back in the day, JB used to be so crazy back then.

4. Shona ko kab maro gey?

Kaabi nahi.

5. Kis cheez sey aap jaldi irritate hoti ho??

Boht sey cheezai hai, jaise kisi keh gharoor peh, yah un lauqoh peh joh Rabb parr yakeen nai karteh.

6. Jab subah uthti ho tu sabse pehle kya sochti ho?

Sochti hoon kai aaj din mey kounsey kaam karne hogey.

7. Why is firah so naughty??

I've been wondering that for years, lol.
She's just crazy, she could drive an army general to insanity.

8. Agar aapko farishta nazar aye tu usko kya kaho gey?

Salaam, kaise hoh?
Mujai Jannat leke jao, mujai wahan jana hai.

9.Ur view abt politics?? and abt zardari?

I hate politics, it's a dirt profession, no-one stands for the truth anymore.

Zardari? He's the same as the rest of them, corrupt.

10.Islam ke kitne kareeb ho??

Mae harr din kareeb hoti jah rahi hoon, Alhamdulilah.
Pehle sehi kai ziyada, Mashah'Allah.

11. Do u like vampires?

Well considering that this place is full of them, no.

12. can u make palao for me?

Sure, why not?

13. Your fav movie?

Aladdin.

14. YOUR FAV CAR?

Bugatti Veyron.

15. Agar vacation par jana ho tu kis country main jao gey aur kyun??

I'd want to go the the UAE, & visit Dubai, it's a stunning destination.

16. Any message to jb members??

Yeah, why the hell are you lot on my MSN list?
Lol, just be happy & hold your head up high.

Nice questions, SK.

Miss mine:

   Just 1 question missy how many people hv u blocked on ur PM list .. lol

I've lost count.

eshajam:

awwww   

eshajam:

Mai Kise Par Gaya Ho Na

Acha, kisper geyoh, zara humae bhi batao?

eshajam:

Shahrukh Khan:

Nice interview teddy

1. Can i squeeze ur cheeks?
2. How much do u love me?
3. How did u came to jb?
4. Shona ko kab maro gey?
5. Kis cheez sey aap jaldi irritate hoti ho??
6. Jab subah uthti ho tu sabse pehle kya sochti ho?
7. Why is firah so naughty??
8. Agar aapko farishta nazar aye tu usko kya kaho gey?
9.Ur view abt politics?? and abt zardari?
10.Islam ke kitne kareeb ho??
11. Do u like vampires?
12. can u make palao for me?
13. Your fav movie?
14. YOUR FAV CAR?
15. Agar vacation par jana ho tu kis country main jao gey aur kyun??
16. Any message to jb members??

WHAT ON EARTH MY EX WIFE IS DOING HERE

Lol, you're so silly.

eshajam:

lol u just Killed The InnoCent Woman
You Are a Murderer



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Ok Next Question

How Many Times You Looked Mirror Today ?

Three times to be exact.

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How Many Hugs You Received Today ?   
Maine Khud 1000 Hugs Send Kiyeh Hai

Lol, itney bhi humae mile hai, janab.

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Will U Risk Your Life To Save a Naughty Kitten ?

Depends.

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How MuCh You Love my Ex Wife Srk ?

Alot!

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Am Gona Go Take a Cup Of Tea And Will Be BaCk Soon
Mere leeyeh bhi chai banalena.

See You In Our DreamWorld
May The Moon Shines All Night

You are very naughty, Jamjam.

Asian:

IM NOT NAUGHTIE SHE IS!

Itana bara jhoot?

eshajam:

Ok I Believed You






































( Finger Crossed )   

Same Blood Dear
i have a Inside Information That U Are The Naughtiest

Sahi kaha hai aapne.
God bless the insider, lol.

Asian:

i am NOT

im a Masoom legal bunny

just ask my friends

Lol, no-one believes you, so haha!