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Joke of the Week....


A soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote
breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together
and sent them to her with a note stating the following:
'Regret cannot remember which one is you ... please keep your photo and return the others.'



Posted on 10/14/2003 4:31:06 AM

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.

Posted on 10/14/2003 4:32:18 AM

lolz

Posted on 10/14/2003 4:32:36 AM

I was born intelligent
Education ruined me.

Posted on 10/14/2003 4:32:38 AM

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Posted on 10/14/2003 4:33:55 AM

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives

Posted on 10/14/2003 4:34:14 AM

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

Posted on 10/14/2003 4:34:41 AM

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

Posted on 10/14/2003 4:35:04 AM

Practice makes one perfect.....
Nobody's perfect...... why practice?

Posted on 10/14/2003 4:35:36 AM

Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

Posted on 10/14/2003 4:35:52 AM

Wat men invent n wat women invent?

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,

The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.



The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,

The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.



The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,

The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.



The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.



The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,

The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.



The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,

The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.



Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

While the women STUCK to shopping.................


Posted on 10/14/2003 4:38:53 AM

the time is 8 am... before going to bed.. having papey and chai

Posted on 10/15/2003 6:59:53 AM