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deti hay na kabi kabi khud ko bi cut lag jata hay
insan khud ko khudi cut laga deta hay
koi aur taqleef kam karne ko laikan phool say kabi nahi laga sakta na



wese hum yeh bais kiyoon kar rahe hain hehehe aap ki soch aur
meri aur
aab devil meri batoon ko kaise samajh sakta hay

Posted on 3/20/2004 3:56:02 AM

magar mein to samjha raha tha

Posted on 3/20/2004 4:11:00 AM

hahhahahahah funny

Posted on 3/20/2004 4:12:45 AM


Posted on 3/20/2004 5:02:47 AM

sahi hai phir mein bhi

Posted on 3/20/2004 6:50:20 AM

kiun nahi ek kiun aap ziada karo



Posted on 3/20/2004 1:49:35 PM

wol mene sahi kaha na



yas khud pe hans rahe ho

Posted on 3/20/2004 4:15:41 PM

subha:
kiyoon k churi say kabi na kabi cut ata hi hay
aur phool murhja k bi khushbo deta hay is mein hay dum



but i cant find ne tail ....   

Posted on 3/20/2004 5:24:45 PM

knife say murad nafrat
aur phool say murad mohabbat

ai samajh

Posted on 3/20/2004 8:19:33 PM

wah wah kiya dum hia baat mein aapkee heeheh

Posted on 3/20/2004 10:16:11 PM

mazaq urah rahe ho kiya jin

Posted on 3/20/2004 10:50:15 PM

nahi to i mean k kiya wazan dar baat hai

Posted on 3/21/2004 12:19:12 AM

thanx na pir

Posted on 3/21/2004 12:24:56 AM

tu pehlay kiya samjhhi thee ?? hian ?

Posted on 3/21/2004 1:07:03 AM

subha:
mazaq urah rahe ho kiya jin




Posted on 3/21/2004 4:26:52 AM

yeh humaray JB mein chrailz and jin kahan say aa gaye hein :)

Posted on 3/21/2004 11:00:57 AM

pata nahi .. gate keeper sota rehta hai shaid kaheen per heeheh

Posted on 3/21/2004 11:16:03 AM

ussne bhang pee hai

Posted on 3/21/2004 12:51:02 PM

WARMTH OF LOVE:
yeh humaray JB mein chrailz and jin kahan say aa gaye hein :)




hmmm sochnay ki baat hay

Posted on 3/21/2004 7:16:57 PM

YAS:
ussne bhang pee hai



acha to fragi nay aap k mutalaq1 pucha tha?   

Posted on 3/21/2004 7:17:50 PM

YAS:
ussne bhang pee hai




Posted on 3/21/2004 11:39:44 PM

subha:
acha to fragi nay aap k mutalaq1 pucha tha?   

mein bhang nahin peeta sarasvati, mein to direct sharab ko haath lagata hoon

Posted on 3/22/2004 2:56:46 AM

sharab pina buri baat hayyyyyy


Posted on 3/22/2004 4:56:29 AM

ab nahin piyonga, mein to kabse usse soft drink samajh raha tha

Posted on 3/22/2004 5:27:30 AM

aap ko malom hay woh kis tarha say banti hay

Posted on 3/22/2004 5:33:53 AM

nahin, mein iss kaam mein nahin hoon

Posted on 3/22/2004 5:54:24 AM

chalo kissi sey poch lo jo is kaam mein hoo

Posted on 3/22/2004 9:17:41 PM

Yas yeh sub aap k liye nahi hay acha



sharab ki haqeekat




Jab toofan e Nooh aya tha

hazrat Nooh ki kashti main har janwar ka jaura tha aur har kisam k mevay k beej
to jab woh kinare par pohnchay to hukam howa k woh
zameen main beej boen Hazrat Nooh nay aisa hi kiya aur duniya main jitnay mevay hain sub k beej boe laikan
angur ka beej na mila
tab frishtay hazrat Jibrail nay unn ko bataya k uss ka beej
shaitaan nay chupa liya hay
Hazrat Nooh nay shaitan say jab beej manga to uss nay
aik sharat rakhi k beej ko aik bar paani hazrat Nooh dain gay aur teen bar shaitan
Hazrat Nooh nay socha k aghar maine is ki baat na mani
to meri qaum is phal say mehrum ray jay gi
   To aik bar pani Hazrat Nooh nay diya
aur jab shehtan ki bari ai pani dehne ki to
pehli bar uss nay Lomari ka khun dala
dosri bar sher ka
tisri bar pig ka

To is liye angur main jo shirni hay woh hazrat Nooh k
pani dene ki badolat hay
aur jab uss ka raas nikala jata hay sharab banai jati hay
wooh hay unn teen paniyon ka asar jo shehtan nay dala

is liye Allah tala nay sirf angur k raas ko haram karar diya
baki kisi phal ka nahi

sharab kisi bi kisam ki ho dawa k tor par bi istmal karna haram hay


sorry aghar kisi ko is baat say itfaq na ho to
mene parha tha socha bata doon

Posted on 3/22/2004 10:17:44 PM

nahi mujhe aapkee baat sey pora itefaq hai

Posted on 3/22/2004 10:24:00 PM

oh ye kissa to meine suna hai...subha molvi kab banogi

Posted on 3/22/2004 11:26:44 PM