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Posted on 5/13/2003 5:11:39 AM

kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
if u do this, ill forget da chevy
:D

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:16:39 AM

i thought you were talkin to Angeleyes...

'N NO! I'm not gonna dance round in blue shilwar kameez in da rain! Boi you mus me kiddin me! [:P]

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:18:49 AM

whose she?
:|
aby
u think i ask every other gal i see to dance in da rain for me
:P
ufff nesss

why not
:(

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:22:49 AM

angel eyes... you knoe... dat gurl...

why not?! Why should I? hahahhaha I'm gonna be da wun lookin like a fool.... hahhahahaha

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:26:32 AM

shez a gurl
:S
ok
:P


nah im a sure ull look very pretty
;)
blue shalwer kameez
rain
no sandals
more rain
lalallalalallala

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:28:41 AM

OYE! DAT WUZ MEAN!! TAKE IT BAQ!! YOU BULLY!

hahahhahaha yah whateva Mani... you jus keep on dreamin! [:P]

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:33:49 AM

rrrelaz babe
she will soon find out
;)

nah i aint dreaming not rainy wet dreams
jus a simple wish
:(
)

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:36:23 AM

hahahahahahha [:P]

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:39:31 AM

so
wat is it gonna be
da checy or da shalwar k
:D

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:43:25 AM

hi maryam im yasmin
no we aint introduced ourselves
but it seems like mani has picked u
go for it sis

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:47:10 AM

ionno... lemme think bout it! [:P]

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:47:30 AM

cant think sis hurry make a decision before the rain stops

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:50:32 AM

yeh kaun aa gayah meray aur tumharay beeech mein maryam
:|

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:52:46 AM

hahahahaha nopes... you can have da chevy mani, you aint gonna see me dance!

'n hey yasmin!

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:55:13 AM

yes maryam

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:56:01 AM

so.. um... sup?

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:58:43 AM

hey maryam and ysmin
weridoze

nah man
how bout u dancing on da chevz bonnet


dat wud be heven
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh     yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss

Posted on 5/13/2003 5:59:23 AM

ummm HOW BOUT NO!!!

Posted on 5/13/2003 6:02:08 AM

maryam u know my addy

Posted on 5/13/2003 6:02:44 AM

ok
:$

Posted on 5/13/2003 6:03:56 AM

[:P]

Posted on 5/14/2003 4:18:23 AM

Sign ur having too much coffe

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You speed walk in your sleep.

You answer the door before people knock.

Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You lick your coffee pot clean.

You spend your vacations visiting "Maxwell House"

You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

All your kids are named "Joe"

Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"

You buy ½ and ½ by the barrel.

Your so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

Instant coffee takes too long.

People get dizzy just watching you.

When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Eighty-four more, I'll have a cup."

The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

When someone asks, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."

You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.

You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

You can't even remember your second cup.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

Your Thermos is on wheels.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

You introduce your spouse as your "CoffeeMate"

Your first-aid kit contains 2-pints of coffee with an I-V hookup.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You have a conniption over spilled milk.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You don't tan, you roast.

You don't get mad, you get steamed.

Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."



Posted on 5/14/2003 1:29:30 PM

hahahhahahahhahahahaha

[colored][colored]

SEE WHY COFFEE ROX MAH WORLD?! [:P] lol j/k

Btw: coffee's kool, but i'm not DAT addicted to it!



Posted on 5/15/2003 12:14:49 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so she admits it finally
sad

Posted on 5/15/2003 12:46:04 AM

shuddup! [:P] [colored]

Posted on 5/15/2003 1:00:52 AM

make me u bully
hehe

Posted on 5/15/2003 1:04:13 AM

Coffee Cofe cafe ....

Posted on 5/15/2003 1:07:32 AM

OK IMMA CUM TO MANCHESTER 'N BEAT YOU UP!! YOU BETTA HIDE! [:P] lol j/k

Posted on 5/15/2003 1:23:04 AM

ahhhhhhhh
manchester is ma town huney
hell im a get yah at the port
;)
haha

Posted on 5/15/2003 1:29:07 AM