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mujhay kiya malom




jogi ji kitna sochiiiiing
Posted on 3/6/2004 12:59:28 AM
NaMe===== ZeEsHaN

StaR===== TauRuS


Abb JAldi say MASI jee HaaL-e-QismaT Ko Baynaqab kaR diJiyay PlzZzZzZZzzzzZZz
Posted on 3/6/2004 1:00:40 AM
subha:
mujhay kiya malom




jogi ji kitna sochiiiiing




Subha Jee AiK yehi CheeZ TAu FullY ApnaY contRoL May hai
Posted on 3/6/2004 1:02:56 AM
acha all jokes aside... apna apna stars batao and i will tell u ur Fortunes...

mein nahi boldi.. main nahi boldi.. oh mein nahi boldi oh rabba Masi boldi...   
Posted on 3/6/2004 4:09:48 PM
khekekekeek aapo yeh kaam kab sey start kiya acha mine is libra .. tell me ..
Posted on 3/6/2004 4:18:02 PM
im libra too...

tumhara future saz.. tumhe bohut dukhi hona hai soon coz ur sis will kill u coz u didnt finsish the cooking
Posted on 3/6/2004 4:23:32 PM
eik to meri sis bhi na . . bari zalim hai ... haye meri life. . masi ji mujhe koi hul batayo na
Posted on 3/6/2004 5:14:49 PM
~Fragi~:
kiya hai masi ji .. .meri kismat ka haal kidher hai woh mera Q to dobara dekhain us ka related answer kidhar hai

bewakoof larkay kabhi apni akal bhi lara liya kar

i said your bank balance is the most important thing in your life, that means :
ap khud sey kisi kabil nahi hein nah shakal nah akal nah kuj hor goon
dhada paisay bana leh bachreya ta kuj ho jasi tehnda tah hi kiddi wi milesi, tah rob pana bhool ja
Posted on 3/6/2004 6:29:56 PM
rogi_jogi:
NaMe===== ZeEsHaN

StaR===== TauRuS


Abb JAldi say MASI jee HaaL-e-QismaT Ko Baynaqab kaR diJiyay PlzZzZzZZzzzzZZz

zeeshan ka mit jaey ga boht jald nishan agar yeh rog ka ilaj nah kiya gaya
ilaj hay bilkul hay auntie kay paas har baat ka ilaj hay (i recieved your first paiement, thanks) kya chamak raha hay bacha teri kismat ka sitara 4 chaand kya 8 chaand lagein gey teri zindagi meh bohot jald
(baki next paiement kay baad)

Tauraus : kya sehet pai hai bachay ney bilkul saand jaisi. lazy bohot hein par majaal hay jo kabhi complex ka shikar hoe ho. wah kya confidence hay
tabiyat mein behad dhitai paai jati hai aik baar tattu ki tarha ar jaey apni baat per to hatney ka naam nahi leta, bohot acha kartey ho
ap key liyey advice hay beta
next election meh kharay jo jao jeetwana auntie ka kaam hay (price : FEW contracts )
Posted on 3/6/2004 6:38:53 PM
Masi Sada Bahar:
~Fragi~:
kiya hai masi ji .. .meri kismat ka haal kidher hai woh mera Q to dobara dekhain us ka related answer kidhar hai

bewakoof larkay kabhi apni akal bhi lara liya kar

i said your bank balance is the most important thing in your life, that means :
ap khud sey kisi kabil nahi hein nah shakal nah akal nah kuj hor goon
dhada paisay bana leh bachreya ta kuj ho jasi tehnda tah hi kiddi wi milesi, tah rob pana bhool ja



meikoo zal paisaan nal mil si ... ai tey koi gaaal na thein .. meinkko medi kiddi tuker vi na daisi .. .aai vi koi gal na hoyee ....    
Posted on 3/6/2004 6:40:47 PM
~Fragi~:
eik to meri sis bhi na . . bari zalim hai ... haye meri life. . masi ji mujhe koi hul batayo na

beta sis sey jaan churaney key 2 tareekey hein
ya us ki shadi kar do
ya apni, tumhari wife khud nipat ley gi
Posted on 3/6/2004 6:41:27 PM
Masi Sada Bahar:
~Fragi~:
eik to meri sis bhi na . . bari zalim hai ... haye meri life. . masi ji mujhe koi hul batayo na

beta sis sey jaan churaney key 2 tareekey hein
ya us ki shadi kar do
ya apni, tumhari wife khud nipat ley gi
.



haan dosra way ziada acha hai ... sun lo aapo .. aapkee bhabi aney wali hai    
Posted on 3/6/2004 6:43:26 PM
subha:

kiddo dekho to yeh massi ji ko dhondte pir rahe thay mein
yahan le ai yeh kaun hain


subah betey kismat ka acha haal to auntie hi bata sakein gi
inn sey pucho gi to apney jaisa haal karein gi yeh
Posted on 3/6/2004 6:44:13 PM
Masi Sada Bahar:
subha:

kiddo dekho to yeh massi ji ko dhondte pir rahe thay mein
yahan le ai yeh kaun hain


subah betey kismat ka acha haal to auntie hi bata sakein gi
inn sey pucho gi to apney jaisa haal karein gi yeh



so sirf masi sey pocho apna haal

Posted on 3/6/2004 6:46:29 PM
well well

oh my lil bro kiddo fell asleep... awwwwww



chalo ill put u to bed....
Posted on 3/6/2004 8:29:24 PM
nahi nahi aaapo meinney aabhi neeni nahi karnee ..
Posted on 3/6/2004 9:16:06 PM
then wake up.. and do summin good.....


im looking.. jaldi shabash.. wash ur face
Posted on 3/6/2004 9:33:55 PM
abhi kal to face wash kiuya tha   
Posted on 3/6/2004 9:53:23 PM
merey janay ki deir hoi
yahan kya dhulai start ho gai hay
Posted on 3/7/2004 1:40:08 AM
dulhai nahi . .face wash ..... yeh aab bhala koi dhobi ghaat to hai nahi ...
Posted on 3/7/2004 12:00:00 PM
tu bol tera kya ho ga :) hehehhee
Posted on 3/7/2004 1:00:33 PM
WOL MOL GOL ..

Apkey bolney sey lagta hai k apko jaldi koi new museebat milney wali hia jisko aap khushi ka time samjhein gein so apney antenas open kar k ghoomna

aur 10 saal k liye Akher (word) jo Saa(S) sey start hoon unsey 100 feet door rehna
Posted on 3/8/2004 1:36:54 AM
ager nahi howa to??
Posted on 3/8/2004 12:26:00 PM
tu woh masi ke ghusey ka shikar ho jayein gein    
Posted on 3/8/2004 12:30:31 PM
eray maray hotay howay deroo nahi

mujay masi ko tenda kernay ata hay
Posted on 3/8/2004 12:50:12 PM
oh acha .. baba ji .. ya r sho shweeet
Posted on 3/8/2004 1:06:24 PM
washed up kiddo???
Posted on 3/8/2004 3:32:47 PM
yeah .. dho liya ahi .. kiya hai na ..daily face wash karna parta hai
Posted on 3/8/2004 4:11:01 PM
apppne haathon ki lakeeeron mei basa le mujh ko

bolo bolo bollllooooo na jiiiiii
kuch to acha acha bolo
Posted on 3/12/2004 2:46:07 AM
kiya kaheein kaisey kahein ... kiyoon kahien
Posted on 3/12/2004 4:23:32 PM
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