Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England
and
see
how
everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked
"Well,
devil
how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Five million dollars"

She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.


Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna
call
the
United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,
devil
how
much do I owe you????

The devil says "Ten million dollars"

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit
back
on
his chair.


Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to
call
Pakistan too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I
wanna
talk
to everybody of my Parliment".....

He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he
talked
&
talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe
you????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to
another
hell,
it's local".