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tarar786

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An American tourist refused to be too greatly impressed with the
masterpieces at the Louvre.

"We've got plenty of priceless canvasses in the United States too," he
declared.

"I know," said the guide. "Rembrandt painted seven hundred pictures in
his lifetime, and America has all ten thousand of them
Posted 20 Aug 2004
tarar786 says
Terrible cold

When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that
Mike had a terrible cold. "Have you seen a doctor about that cold?" he
asked.

"No," said Mike, "But I probably should. Do you know a good doctor?" Pat
gave him the name of his own doctor and assured him that he'd be in good
hands.

About a week later, they met again and Pat wasn't sure if the cold was
really better. "Did you see my doctor?" Pat inquired.

"Oh, yeah," Mike replied. He was a really nice guy!"

"Well, did he give you something to help your cold"?

"Sure did!" Mike answered, somewhat enthusiastically. "He told me to
drink a big glass of fresh orange juice after a hot bath."

"Well, did it help?" Pat asked hesitantly.

"How do I know?" Mike retorted. "I haven't even finished drinking the bath yet.
Posted 20 Aug 2004
Ashii says
uffff theeese amreeekanz





2nd one ???
joke hai ??





heyy tarar uncle,,, where have ya beeeeeeennnnn
Posted 20 Aug 2004
friend_16 says
2nd one abhee incomplete hai ..
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tarash says
bohat achay
Posted 21 Aug 2004
tarar786 says
Thanks all of u. Sall I was busy dear with my family. and Friend-16 ji it is complete now. I love all of u dears. esp girls.
Posted 23 Aug 2004
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up.

At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
Posted 23 Aug 2004
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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.The Emir was angry and shouted " Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?"

." A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "white man sit on well." ( the sh*t pot ! )
Posted 23 Aug 2004
tarar786 says
A guy walked into his friend's office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.

"Hey, what's up with you?", he asks.

"Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me."

"Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she blonde or brunette?"

"Neither, He's bald."
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Posted 23 Aug 2004
tarar786 says
Mushy, who had been away on an official trip in a small town, got a message from his ministry that his trip has been prolonged for an extra month.

He was already getting bored with the town. It seemed as if they rolled up the streets and turned out the lights by ten o'clock and over the course of the extra month he was getting very homesick.

Finally, he gave in to temptation and visited the local brothel on the outskirts of town. He entered and handed the madam thousand rupees and requested, "Can you give me the worst performing, most lethargic, disinterested whore in the house."

The madam says, "Well yes, but for this kind of money, you can have the best we have if you like."

"No, no," says Mushy, "you don't understand, actually I'm not horny, I'm just homesick."
Posted 23 Aug 2004
tarash says
tarar786 said:

Thanks all of u. Sall I was busy dear with my family. and Friend-16 ji it is complete now. I love all of u dears. esp girls.




tarar ji hamara kya kasoor hai
Posted 25 Aug 2004
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tarash said:

tarar786 said:

Thanks all of u. Sall I was busy dear with my family. and Friend-16 ji it is complete now. I love all of u dears. esp girls.




tarar ji hamara kya kasoor hai


hahahahahah
Posted 26 Aug 2004
tarash says
khali hansney se kaam nahin chaley ga
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jawab to do tarar..
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Yahee tu baat hai k aap k koi kasoor naheen hai,
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