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shrek

Age: 124
Total Posts: 202
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Pakistan, Pakistan
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your black coffee?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Posted 02 Oct 2004

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Posted 26 Nov 2004

good
Posted 26 Nov 2004

Asian says
kaya goodie?
Posted 26 Nov 2004

tum nahi
Posted 26 Nov 2004

nahi main tu nahi.
Posted 26 Nov 2004

shrek says
hey tum chup raho

Posted 27 Nov 2004

yarr thoray say acticates and manners bhi show karnay hoty hain yahan?
Posted 27 Nov 2004

shrek says
nahin tum mujhe kudi gusa charhatay ho
Posted 27 Nov 2004

lekin us ne kaha kya hay shrek
Posted 27 Nov 2004

cutefriend says
kuch kaha nahi yehi to ghusa hai
Posted 27 Nov 2004

oh oh
Posted 30 Nov 2004

cutefriend says
ha na
Posted 01 Dec 2004

Posted 02 Dec 2004

wow
Posted 02 Dec 2004

hay hamza choti ya bari ya.......
Posted 02 Dec 2004

Posted 02 Dec 2004

kya huwa....TT
Posted 02 Dec 2004

javad says
bata too isssko bata do kia hoaaaa
Posted 02 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
shrek bro bhi nahi atta idher


us ki khaber leni chayeeeee

TT yar achi tarahan khaber looooo
Posted 15 Jul 2006

shrek tum ko pata hay na
Posted 22 Jul 2006

cutefriend says
yar woh aye ga tu phir hi us ko pata chalye ga
Posted 22 Jul 2006

haan yeh to hay
Posted 23 Jul 2006

cutefriend says
yar jaoo us ki uni jaoo us ki tabeat saaf ker ke aooo
Posted 23 Jul 2006

nahi yaar acha banda hay
Posted 23 Jul 2006

cutefriend says
yar yeh achye bandoo wali baat tu nai na
ke koi atta pata hia nai koi khaber hi nai

janab sahib ke pass time hi nahi hia
aur pata chala ke time kyon nai hia tu jee
gym join kiya hai is liye time nai
Posted 23 Jul 2006

gym main kitna time lag jata hoga
Posted 23 Jul 2006

cutefriend says
lagta gym main xrecise ke liye nai
safai ke liye jata hai jo time nai milta
Posted 23 Jul 2006

yeh pata karna pare ga
Posted 23 Jul 2006

cutefriend says
a raha hoon 31st ko lhr
irada hai

phir kerta hoo sab paatta
Posted 23 Jul 2006

shrek says
loo mein aa gaya abb khush ho nae yaar bas i m too lazy issi liay nae aa saka
jym mein body building kernay jata hoon safai nae wo tu shaid cf app kertay hoon aahaaan
acha tt kia pooch rahay ho tum
Posted 27 Jul 2006

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