QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7804 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?
• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!
• You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart.
• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
•• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be God's fav cup of tea.
• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!
• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!
• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.
• Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, Light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.
• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.
• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!
Eni fariyad meri, menu yaad rakhi, Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi, Jo v pyar karde ne tenu unhan vicho mera naam v yaad rakhin, Bhaaven menu sab to baad rakhi.
•• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7804 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
• When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!
• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!
• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
• Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.
• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.
• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.
• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
• Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.
• me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.
• Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.
• I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7804 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!
• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
• In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
• I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
• Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7804 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.
• Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!
• Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho, juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!
• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again
Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
• Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.
• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
• My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.
Don't place me in your eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in your heart, so that every beat reminds you that this friend is always there for you.
• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
• Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cries, and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.
• People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.
• Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey? A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!
• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only because its always fun being with u but also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.
• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.
• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"
• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.
• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7804 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
• Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi, Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi, Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi, Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
• Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha, Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha, Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan, Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
• Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye, Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye, Tum jo ban jaao dost mere, Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.
• Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti, To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti, Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein, Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.
• Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar, Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah, Dil ko hai tujh se na milne ka yakeen, Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.
• Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan waste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waset, Tussi ek vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jawange tuhanu manaan vaste!
• Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte, dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte, Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai, varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.
• Ae dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai, ansu anmol hai, inko khona fizul hai, Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho, uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon
• Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda, Raat guzri to utar jayegi, Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam, Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
• Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahin, doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
• Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi, Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi, Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi, Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
• Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha, Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha, Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan, Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
• Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye, Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye, Tum jo ban jaao dost mere, Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7804 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Log apna banake chod dete hai... Rishta gairo se jod lete hai... Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake... Log to dil bhi tod dete hai!!
Meri chahat tu, tujhe pa to na saka mai, yakin kar nahi hu bewafa mai, aaj bhi mere khawabo me hai tu, aaj bhi tujhe pane ki hai justuju meri.
Save ths msg n read it whnevr u fail in life... "haaton ki lakiron par vishwas nahi karna chahiye kyunki takdir to unki bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote hai"
Khuda na kare apko koi gam milay. Khushiya or hasi har dum milay. Jab bhi kabhi gum apki aur badhay. Khuda kare raastey mai usay hum milay..
Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho, Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun, Aasmano ki chandni tum ho Dosto se wafa ki ummeede, Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho
Log kehte hai ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye.
Unhe to fursat nahi milne ki humse, aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki fariyaad karke. Agar aaye wo meri maut pe, to kah dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke
Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni, Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya. Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni, Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya....
Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since1965, pepsi jaisi nahi yeh dil mange more, yeh hogi LIC jaisi, zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi k baad bhi..
There r 3 chambers in my HEART. 1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1 4 GOD. oh! wat abt u my frend? sorry no place 4 u in my heart...bcoz plp like u r in my heartbeats
Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes I dont, sumtimes I reply, sumtimes I dont, but no matter how many times that SOMETIMES is, u'll be my friend 4 lifetime.
There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt knw y i keep on msging u. Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.
Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light. Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft. Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth!, Spin Gently. Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz
Life gives an answer in 3 ways... It says Yes.. N gives u wht u want. It says NO... and gives something better. It says WAIT and gives the best in its own time!
Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh?? Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4 u.. no one remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO!
Some days are cloudy and grey, And it seems as if the rain is Chasing all your dreams away. While other days r bright and sunny, Making you feel as though the feats You can accomplish are many. On this particular day, I have but One wish coming your way. I hope you have a wonderfully nice day!
I cnt fnd a reson y GOD mde U so close 2 me...! Bt tats nt d qstion 2b askd. May b d qstion 2b askd is-HOW DID HE KNO.. TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE U IN MY LIFE?
Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me! Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...!
What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again..
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