~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

Aap Nahi Naa Baaz Aay

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Manna Karnay K Bawajood

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Open Kar Lee Yeh SMS

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Ab Daikh Liya

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Khush Hoo Gay

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Manna Iss Liay Kia Tha

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Main Ne Aap ko

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Q K Empty Hai Yeh SMS

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paree 2 Rs dena

ary   inta   bara sawal ker diaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaya






jan mangooooo

chalooo 2 nahi to


2.5 se bhi kam chalye ga

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,
Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,
unhon ne phenka hum pe phool,
lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

ha ha ha ha
   may   bhi    bolon   bhai ko
sairamemorial   kau pass kiya ker rahy thy

ssssh   har bat nahi bataya karte

SOME THING ABOUT GUYS

if u give him no importance he says "yaar yah maray standard ki nahin hay"
if u give him importance he says "daykh yaar tu bhi try maar larki kharab hay"
if u ask about marriage he says "yaar abhi jaldi kia hay understanding to ho jaay"
if u never ask about marriage he says " larki chaloo hay"
if u make fun with him he says "tum aik no ki chichori larki ho"
if he makes fun with he says "yaar tumhain charnay main maza ata hay"
if u make him free he says "aay gi kiya milnay ko"
if u don't make him free he says "tujh jasi kai aain kai gain"
if u r flirt he says " yaar baron say chakar hain is kay"
if he flirts he says "main dhond raha hon aj tak maray matlab ki larki nahin mili"

If u treat him nice he says "yaar mujhe line day rahi hai"
If u dont he says "kitni akarti hai"
If u dress nicely he says "mujhay impress karna chahti hai"
If u dont he says "tasteless hai yaar"
If u argue with him he says "ziddi hai"
If u sit quietly he says "dumb hai"
If u act smartly " he'll lose his brain as u r insulting him "
If he acts smarter he thinks its his right
If u dont love him he says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkon k saath chakar hai"
If u love him he says "peechay hi par gai hai"
If u dont give him gift he says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho"
If u give him a gift he says" yaar woh larki flirt ker rahi hai"
If u dont tell him ur prob he says" ur not honest 2 me"
If u do tell to him he says "ur a problem child"
If u scold him he   says "you act like a grandmother giving lecture"
If he scolds u he says "Yaar, its becuz i care"
If u break a promise he says "he does not trust u any more"
If he breaks he says "jan main majbour tha"
If u smoke he says "u are a bad girl"
If he smokes he says "i need this, plz jaanu try to understand i can't live without it"
If u do good in exams he says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
If he gets good marks he says" its my brain"
If u hurt him he says "u r cruel & dont care of my feelings"
If he hurts you he replies" u r not understanding"
if u r late on date he says"you are just flirting me"
if he is late on date he says"sorry janu , majboori thi,samjha kero na"
           & they claim they r not Hypocrates,
                            Intersting na !!!

i really enjoyed this... waqai RREALLITTYY hain kuin???
               tobah tobah khuda ki panah

ksi ne dasse na

batton   gyyyyyyy

bahen nahi

asa    kiya hoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ab tum batao gee to maar to mujhe pare gee

ha ha ha

counter abhi tak chal raha hae

band ker do na

BAZI    AGY

o pari yeh tum nay kis kis k liye jaan dainay kay laray lagaye huey hain


kal to tum meray liye jaan day rahi thee

my dear aik akaili jaan hai sanmbhaal k rakho weedo bhai k liye

haan usi par waste karo

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

o pari yeh tum nay kis kis k liye jaan dainay kay laray lagaye huey hain


kal to tum meray liye jaan day rahi thee

my dear aik akaili jaan hai sanmbhaal k rakho weedo bhai k liye

parii jeee chaloo jee ap ki jaan queeni ne aik ke liye fix ker di

woh queeni ne nahi kisi aur ne khud fix ki thee

Teen Tracker said:

woh queeni ne nahi kisi aur ne khud fix ki thee

yar jb ki baat ker raha hoon

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

o pari yeh tum nay kis kis k liye jaan dainay kay laray lagaye huey hain


kal to tum meray liye jaan day rahi thee

my dear aik akaili jaan hai sanmbhaal k rakho weedo bhai k liye

yare   samgha   karro &nb sp; na
ok
app   batto jan kise   ko doo gyeeee

battto   ok tt app bhi batto

uncle ko