~CHANDNI~
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Kaun karenda yaad sasi nu
Kade na ranjha kann padbanda, Te heer Khawaundi choori na, Mirze ne fir marna ki si, Je hundi majboori na, Kaun karenda yaad sasi nu, Je thal wich hundi poori na, Ishq ne yaaro mar jana si, Je aashiq charde sooli na
sun_shine
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SMILE:- S-Set u free M-Makes u special I-Increase ur face value L-Lift up ur spirits E-Earse ur all tensions so smile So start ur day with smile. HAVE A NICE DAY
~CHANDNI~
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meri ummat se kaho ke quran e pak ki tilawat karo, namaz parha karo. aur mera yeh peghaam har jaga pohncha do" jis shakhs ko bhi yeh peghaam miley ussey chahiyeh ke 7 martaba is ko taqseem kare. Theek 10 din baad iske ghar mein khushhaali aayegi. aur agar taqseem na kare to 10 din baad gham aayega Pass this message to 20 people except u and me. You will receive a miracle tomorrow
~CHANDNI~
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I know your eyes in the morning sun I feel you touch me in the pouring rain And the moment that you wander far from me I wanna feel you in my arms again
And you come to me on a summer breeze Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave And it's me you need to show how deep is your love
How deep is your love, how deep is your love I really mean to learn Cause we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down when they all should let us be We belong to you and me
I believe in you, you know the door to my very soul You're the light in my deepest darkest hour You're my saviour when I fall
And you may not think I care for you When you know down inside that I really do And it's me you need to show how deep is your love
How deep is your love, how deep is your love I really mean to learn Cause we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down when they all should let us be We belong to you and me
And you come to me on a summer breeze Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave And it's me you need to show how deep is your love
How deep is your love, how deep is your love I really mean to learn Cause we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down when they all should let us be We belong to you and me
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. ______________________________ CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. ______________________________
MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? _______________________________
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega. ________________________________
MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao. MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai? MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein bolne lagay Ga. _______________________________
PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu. ______________________________
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. ______________________________
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti. ENGLISHMAN : What is this? CIRCUIT : Bread India Circuit then open the box of jalebi. ENGLISHMAN : What is this? CIRCUIT : Sweet India With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks … ENGLISHMAN : What is that? CIRCUIT : Air India ________________________________
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega. ____________________________
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai. ____________________________
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta? ________________________________
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. ________________________________
CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. ________________________________
PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
sun_shine
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Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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sun_shine said:
Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7880 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.
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