~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Kaun karenda yaad sasi nu


Kade na ranjha kann padbanda,
Te heer Khawaundi choori na,
Mirze ne fir marna ki si,
Je hundi majboori na,
Kaun karenda yaad sasi nu,
Je thal wich hundi poori na,
Ishq ne yaaro mar jana si,
Je aashiq charde sooli na
Posted 03 Apr 2007

wah g wah
Posted 03 Apr 2007

sun_shine says



SMILE:- S-Set u free M-Makes u special I-Increase ur face value L-Lift up ur spirits E-Earse ur all tensions so smile So start ur day with smile. HAVE A NICE DAY
Posted 04 Apr 2007

sun_shine says
Hate, but love more. Order, but agree more. Talk, but listen more. Punish, but forgive more. Then people will luv u forever. Try it !
Posted 04 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
meri ummat se kaho ke quran e pak ki tilawat karo, namaz parha karo. aur mera yeh peghaam har jaga pohncha do" jis shakhs ko bhi yeh peghaam miley ussey chahiyeh ke 7 martaba is ko taqseem kare. Theek 10 din baad iske ghar mein khushhaali aayegi. aur agar taqseem na kare to 10 din baad gham aayega Pass this message to 20 people except u and me. You will receive a miracle tomorrow
Posted 04 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show how deep is your love

How deep is your love, how deep is your love
I really mean to learn
Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

I believe in you, you know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest darkest hour
You're my saviour when I fall

And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show how deep is your love

How deep is your love, how deep is your love
I really mean to learn
Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show how deep is your love

How deep is your love, how deep is your love
I really mean to learn
Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
Posted 04 Apr 2007

cutefriend says
itna lamba sms
Posted 04 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
______________________________
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
______________________________

MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
_______________________________

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein bolne lagay Ga.
_______________________________

PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.
______________________________

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
______________________________

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks …
ENGLISHMAN : What is that?
CIRCUIT : Air India
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
____________________________

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
____________________________

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
________________________________

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
________________________________

CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
________________________________

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Posted 04 Apr 2007

cutefriend says
han yeh theek hai chotye chotye sms
Posted 04 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 04 Apr 2007

cutefriend says
Posted 04 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
bhajo na
Posted 04 Apr 2007

cutefriend says
kiaaaaaaaa
Posted 04 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
sms
Posted 04 Apr 2007

cutefriend says
credit bhejooo pehlye
Posted 04 Apr 2007

sun_shine says
Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together
Posted 05 Apr 2007

sun_shine says
Near ones are not dear, dear ones are not near, it is easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones. Missing You
Posted 05 Apr 2007

javad says
APNI CUTE SE BEHNAA K TOPIC MAIN AYA HON SIRF ENTRY MARNY............
Posted 05 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
cutefriend said:

credit bhejooo pehlye



   bhoooky   kanjooos
Posted 05 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
javad said:

APNI CUTE SE BEHNAA K TOPIC MAIN AYA HON SIRF ENTRY MARNY............




my sohny bhai wel come
Posted 05 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
sun_shine said:

Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together




Posted 05 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Tonight my heart
is breaking
because your love
was taken
by someone
that has more
than me.

And the morning
may find me
with my heart
hiding behind
a cloud of tears.
Posted 05 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Why You Make Me Smile

Because you are beautiful



Because you are kind


Because you are wonderful


Because you are caring


Because you are funny


Because you are smart


Because you are cute

Because you are sweet



Because you are cool


Because you are understanding




Because you are You!
Posted 05 Apr 2007

sun_shine says
Good work
Posted 05 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
sun_shine said:

Good work























































































































thanx

























thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted 06 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards !


**********

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.


**********


How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


*********

Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


*********

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.


*********

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."


*********

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.


*********

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .


*********

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

*********


Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .


**********

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!   


***********

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..


***********

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.


************

Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"


************

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.


************

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.


************

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.


************
Posted 06 Apr 2007

javad says
~CHANDNI~ said:

javad said:

APNI CUTE SE BEHNAA K TOPIC MAIN AYA HON SIRF ENTRY MARNY............




my sohny bhai wel come




gud morning..
Posted 06 Apr 2007

javad says
A TRUE FRIEND

IS NOT LIKE

   RAIN
WHICH RAINED
    &
LEAVE AWAY.

A TRUE FRIEND

IS LIKE

   AIR

SOMTIMES SILENT
     BUT
ALWAYS AROUND YOU.
Posted 06 Apr 2007

sun_shine says

GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF THE UNIVERSE


Start the Day with a deep breath, inhale all the Luv & Goodness of God, exhale the tears, fears & worries. Have a great day!
Posted 06 Apr 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
javad said:

A TRUE FRIEND

IS NOT LIKE

   RAIN
WHICH RAINED
    &
LEAVE AWAY.

A TRUE FRIEND

IS LIKE

   AIR

SOMTIMES SILENT
     BUT
ALWAYS AROUND YOU.








Posted 06 Apr 2007

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