~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

kahan ho chandni jee???????






CHANDNI AJJ BADLON KI OTTTE MAY HAY

to badloon se hee mera kaam kar dijiye
Posted 21 Mar 2007

Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge.


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wah jee phir aap iss motto pe kyu nai challi??
Posted 21 Mar 2007

Mujrim says
kool work sun shine
Posted 21 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
~CHANDNI~ said:


Santa to banta, "oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai".
Banta, "vo is liye, ki agar tujhe ek forward karna ho to dusra to tere paas rehna chahiye".

Flag

Once a sardar goes to a cloth store.he said to the owner bhai indian flag dikhana...shopkeeper shows him some flags.sardarji looks at them and thinks for a while and says something.........bhai isme aur colours dikhana!!!


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So My Dears.. how are my mails ?? Dont forget to write back to me...
You can also write me to my email or can also write in my guestbook..
Guestbook is shown below my each email...
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Posted 21 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
Yes...No...


Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.
He puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!! ...
Posted 21 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
Posted 21 Mar 2007

ONLYARBAB says
wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .
Posted 22 Mar 2007

ONLYARBAB says
Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
Posted 22 Mar 2007

ONLYARBAB says
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Posted 22 Mar 2007

ONLYARBAB says
Subject: Guess 1 + 1 ?

How much is 1+1 = ?

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ARE U LOOKING FOR ANSWER?

Shame on you
Posted 22 Mar 2007

sun_shine says
Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain, magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k aap jaise dost ban jaate hain. Gud Morning!


The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back

Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mystery, risk & tensions are part of life but friends like U are Heart of life.
Posted 22 Mar 2007

sun_shine says
Thanks
Posted 22 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
GUDDDD work ARBAB

gud WORK sunshine
Posted 22 Mar 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
I AM Too blessed to be stressed!" The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything. Love and peace be with you forever
Posted 22 Mar 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
sun_shine said:

Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain, magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k aap jaise dost ban jaate hain. Gud Morning!


The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back

Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mystery, risk & tensions are part of life but friends like U are Heart of life.




Posted 22 Mar 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
KING OF JB said:

Guzar jayenge bin Unke bhi wo acche pal,
Jinhe Hum intzaar or wo Waqt kehte hain,
kya pata kyon bhul gaye wo mohabat,
Jise hum ek Rishta or Wo ek Lafz kehte hain




Posted 22 Mar 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
ONLYARBAB said:

wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .



WEL COME   BACK
Posted 22 Mar 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
KING OF JB said:

kahe andhera to kahe shaam hogi,meri har khushe tere naam hogi,kuch maang k tu dekh humse, hotonpe hansi aur hatheli pe jaan hogi.

Posted 22 Mar 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
TUTI HUI KASHTI KO SAVERVTE KISNE DEKHA,
BICHDE KINARO KO MILTE KISNE DEKHA,
BIN BADAL KE MEGHO KO BARASTE KISNE DEKHA,
ISHQ TO SIRF CHADTA HAI UTARTE KISNE DEKHA
Posted 22 Mar 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
KING OF JB said:

Ya manay post to nahi kiya

oyee mayra siggi ka shair



Posted 22 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
Posted 22 Mar 2007

Coool
Posted 22 Mar 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
app ki bary bhai
Posted 22 Mar 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
A Boy was playing in the park with his father sitting on a bench with his friend.

Father: Beta ! What is 9 multiplied by 8 ?

Beta: 76

Father : Good!

Father's friend got terrified.

Friend: Arre Yaar! 9 multiplied by 8 is 72. your boy said 76 and you congratulated him.

Father: He has improved a lot. He used to say 80.
Posted 23 Mar 2007

sun_shine says
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing.
Posted 24 Mar 2007

ONLYARBAB says
~CHANDNI~ said:

ONLYARBAB said:

wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .



WEL COME   BACK



thank u
Posted 25 Mar 2007

i wan a cute sms about mother
Posted 25 Mar 2007

sun_shine says
We only have One Mom, One Mummy,
One Mother in this World, One life.
Don't wait for the Tomorrow's
to tell Mom, you love her"
"To the world you might just be one person,
but to one person you might just be the world."
Posted 26 Mar 2007

sun_shine says
Some one is loving u
caring for u
Watching over u
Protecting u
GUESS who
A*L*L*A*H

Posted 26 Mar 2007

sun_shine says
Life brings "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum" how long it last "Na Tum Jano Na Hum" but "Hum Saath Saath Hain" n always remember "Main Hoon Na".
Posted 26 Mar 2007

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