kash_beauty said:
stariz said:
achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aur apni dekhi hai
kisi na dekh lia na toa wahi phela apni qabr khodaiga aur phir apan oper matti dal laiga.. coz itni khofnak shakal dekhna ka baad jab wo marayga toa uski deadbody bhe nahi dekh pahaygi aysi shakall.. isi liye.. huhhhhhh
khamakhay ma tea thandi kardi..
ab ya tumhara sar per rakhni paraygi taka phir sa garam hojahay...![]()
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iss mein itna shor machanay wali kia baat keh di thi hum nay![]()
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apnay sir per he rakh akr garam kar lien!![]()
kyunk iss waqt tou app gussay mein tap rahay hein![]()
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Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...
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Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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nahi hum apki jackets nahi pahenta
hum aur deja dono hi pak saf hai dawahiyon sa![]()
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hain... ye kya baat hey?
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kash_beauty said:
DejaVu077 said:Aap ko iss liye nazar nahi aaye
kyun k sab aap ko dekh kar dar k
bhag go jatay hain![]()
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bas..kudrat KHUDA ki![]()
kabhi gharor nahin kia apni khoofsurti per![]()
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stariz said:aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na![]()
stariz said:barabar bula
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khoof aur soorat![]()
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kash_beauty said:
stariz said:aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na![]()
jalai nahin thi![]()
burn ki thi![]()
segreet nahin rakhni chahiye na![]()
hamary stomach mein dard hota hai segreet rakhnay say![]()
issliye hum nay dard ko mita dia![]()
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stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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achi baat hey nahi atay... shuker kerain k nahi aatay...
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haan na
khowab ma ap nahi atay na
warna abhe hum qabr ma hota![]()
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stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
![]()
Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
![]()
![]()
STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...
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ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai![]()
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stariz said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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hum jacket nahi pahenta
sirf kapra aur bassssss baki sab Doctor Sam pahenta hai![]()
sardi ki RAAT THEE:
The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car....
You wondered why?
I leant so close, You felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la....la...puncture !!
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hum raat ma bahir nahi nikalta![]()
wo kia ha ka humhari Amma'B kehti hai ka raat ka waqt churailain(witches) phir rahi hoti hai![]()
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stariz said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
![]()
![]()
STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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queen tum bhe na bassssssss
tum na refresh karna ka liye machine dil ki jaga per lagai thi isi liye usko brain nahi mila waha per![]()
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hona wohi jo humhara ADI bhai jaan hai![]()
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yani aqalbandddddddd![]()
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Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
![]()
thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
![]()
stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
![]()
Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
![]()
nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
![]()
![]()
STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...
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ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai![]()
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demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...![]()
kash_beauty said:iss mein itna hansnay wali kia baat hai
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kash_beauty said:pehla kaun sa bachay hue hein
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Doctor Sam said:doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.
kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...![]()
DejaVu077 said:
kash_beauty said:iss mein itna hansnay wali kia baat hai
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Kis nay kaha k hansnay k liye
baat ka hona zarori hai![]()
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Queen of jb said:
Doctor Sam said:doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.
kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...![]()
DOC BILLA SAY KHATARNAK AUR KIYA HO SAKTA HAI.....
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