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Hi everyone. I m a member here.I just checked some of the postings here.They r really very nice. Good job and keep it up.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

kash_beauty said:

queeni..hum zara phulan-devi ban rahay thay na
practice tou karni hai na kisi per

RAJA ji gayab hein..tou socha kisi or ki bezati kharab kar lien



ohhhh good......

karo karo humara kon sa bill ANNA HAI.....
Posted 27 Apr 2005

guest. says
wohi tou

bill aaya bhi tou kisi or say pay karwa dein gay
Posted 27 Apr 2005

guest. says
DejaVu077 said:

.........

Posted 27 Apr 2005

stariz says
kash_beauty said:

stariz said:

aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na



jalai nahin thi
burn ki thi

segreet nahin rakhni chahiye na
hamary stomach mein dard hota hai segreet rakhnay say

issliye hum nay dard ko mita dia



ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard
Posted 27 Apr 2005

stariz says
Doctor Sam said:

stariz said:

Doctor Sam said:

stariz said:

DejaVu077 said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


achi baat hey nahi atay... shuker kerain k nahi aatay...



haan na
khowab ma ap nahi atay na
warna abhe hum qabr ma hota



Humain kama az kam aap k khwab main aanay ki zaroorat nahi hey...

aor hum ne khayalaat ki baat ki thi... khwabon ki nahi...



apko toa sira sa khowab hi nahi atay
jis din ahay toa kahi ap lurak hi na jahain
Posted 27 Apr 2005

stariz says
Doctor Sam said:

stariz said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

DejaVu077 said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...



ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...



apki 'demagh' naam ki line kaat di gai thi
isi liye bill nahi nahi ahayga
befikar rahain ap
Posted 27 Apr 2005

stariz says
Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


hum jacket nahi pahenta
sirf kapra aur bassssss baki sab Doctor Sam pahenta hai


sardi ki RAAT THEE:

The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car....
You wondered why?
I leant so close, You felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la....la...puncture !!






hum raat ma bahir nahi nikalta
wo kia ha ka humhari Amma'B kehti hai ka raat ka waqt churailain(witches) phir rahi hoti hai


BHOOT TU AUR LATE NIGHT NIKALTE HAIN YAQEEN NAHI ATTA TU MIRROR MAIN DEKH LAIN NA KABHI RAAT KO...


aur wese bhi achay bachay na tu raat ko bahir nikalte hain .....aur na hi baron ki baat ko taltay hain.............



hum mirror raktay hi nahi hai
ya toa app ka department hai bar bar dekhna

i know hum achay bachay hain
batana ki zarorat nahi hain
Posted 27 Apr 2005

stariz says
Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

DejaVu077 said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........



queen tum bhe na bassssssss

tum na refresh karna ka liye machine dil ki jaga per lagai thi isi liye usko brain nahi mila waha per

hona wohi jo humhara ADI bhai jaan hai
yani aqalbandddddddd



lagai tu hum nay brain main hi thee ...
magar humein kiya pata app ki (AQAL+BARAIN) takhno main hai............


hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay.....



nahi ap jaisa haal nahi hai humhara


hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay..... <-- app bilkul sahi samjhti hain
Posted 27 Apr 2005

stariz says
Queen of jb said:

Doctor Sam said:

stariz said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

DejaVu077 said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...



ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...



demagh ka bill anna tu achi baat hai iss say Knowledge barti hai.......
magar app kiya karain gay Knowledge ka....

doc logon ko zarorat nahi hotti....



Posted 27 Apr 2005

stariz says
Doctor Sam said:

doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.

kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...




apka nateeja nikal chuka hai
8 mai sa 10 papers mai ap fail ho
jahain ja kar parhain
Posted 27 Apr 2005

LiL_DollY says
Posted 27 Apr 2005

stariz says
Posted 27 Apr 2005

LiL_DollY says
Posted 27 Apr 2005

stariz says
   
Posted 27 Apr 2005

dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......
Posted 28 Apr 2005

stariz said:


nahi ap jaisa haal nahi hai humhara


hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay..... <-- app bilkul sahi samjhti hain




hum say bhi bura haal hai ........ nazar araha hai.........


nahi kabhi kabhi GALAT FEHMI HO JAATI hai ....
tumhara kasor nahi hai........


Posted 28 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 says
Queen of jb said:

dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......




Lagta hai nikal kar mari hai
Posted 28 Apr 2005

stariz says
DejaVu077 said:

Queen of jb said:

dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......




Lagta hai nikal kar mari hai



mari nahi thi
post ki thi
Posted 28 Apr 2005

koi baat nahi stariz kabhi kabhi hotta hai......
Posted 28 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 says
Posted 29 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 says
Kia hua gee
Posted 29 Apr 2005

guest. says
stariz said:

ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard



app iss sazish mein kamiyab nahin ho saktay kabhi bhi
Posted 29 Apr 2005

stariz says
Queen of jb said:

koi baat nahi stariz kabhi kabhi hotta hai......




kabhe kabhe hota nahi kabhe kabhe khiyaal ata hai
kuch aysa hi tha
Posted 30 Apr 2005

stariz says
King of jb said:

es kay sath kubhi kubhi nahi balkay aker belkay daily basis per belkay every time hota hay

hun aram he kaka





barabar bolaaaaaaa
i mean barabar wala ko kia bol dia?
sun kar mar lagagi tum ko wo bhe humhara samna
ya kaysa bardast hoga ka dost pit raha hai aur hum kharay rah kar dekhain.... chalo hum clapping karta hain
Posted 30 Apr 2005

stariz says
DejaVu077 said:

Kia hua gee




jis din apna bula hoga tu os din gee
Posted 30 Apr 2005

stariz says
kash_beauty said:

stariz said:

ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard



app iss sazish mein kamiyab nahin ho saktay kabhi bhi



lo kar lo gal
sazish mai bhe kamiyah hogahay aur tumhara stomach bhe gaib hai yaqeen nahi ata toa check karlo
Posted 30 Apr 2005

guest. says
tyme nahin hai chk karnay ka
Posted 30 Apr 2005

stariz says
stomach bhe nahi hai ab tu tyme hi tyme hai
Posted 30 Apr 2005

guest. says
kis nay yeh jhooti khabar day di app ko
Posted 01 May 2005

Doctor Sam says
unhon ne khud hi khud ko di hogi..

Posted 01 May 2005

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