kash_beauty said:queeni..hum zara phulan-devi ban rahay thay na
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practice tou karni hai na kisi per![]()
RAJA ji gayab hein..tou socha kisi or ki bezati kharab kar lien![]()
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DejaVu077 said:
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kash_beauty said:
stariz said:aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na![]()
jalai nahin thi![]()
burn ki thi![]()
segreet nahin rakhni chahiye na![]()
hamary stomach mein dard hota hai segreet rakhnay say![]()
issliye hum nay dard ko mita dia![]()
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Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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achi baat hey nahi atay... shuker kerain k nahi aatay...
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haan na
khowab ma ap nahi atay na
warna abhe hum qabr ma hota![]()
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Humain kama az kam aap k khwab main aanay ki zaroorat nahi hey...
aor hum ne khayalaat ki baat ki thi... khwabon ki nahi...
Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...
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ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai![]()
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demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...![]()
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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hum jacket nahi pahenta
sirf kapra aur bassssss baki sab Doctor Sam pahenta hai![]()
sardi ki RAAT THEE:
The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car....
You wondered why?
I leant so close, You felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la....la...puncture !!
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hum raat ma bahir nahi nikalta![]()
wo kia ha ka humhari Amma'B kehti hai ka raat ka waqt churailain(witches) phir rahi hoti hai![]()
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BHOOT TU AUR LATE NIGHT NIKALTE HAIN YAQEEN NAHI ATTA TU MIRROR MAIN DEKH LAIN NA KABHI RAAT KO...![]()
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aur wese bhi achay bachay na tu raat ko bahir nikalte hain .....aur na hi baron ki baat ko taltay hain.............![]()
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Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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queen tum bhe na bassssssss
tum na refresh karna ka liye machine dil ki jaga per lagai thi isi liye usko brain nahi mila waha per![]()
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hona wohi jo humhara ADI bhai jaan hai![]()
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yani aqalbandddddddd![]()
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lagai tu hum nay brain main hi thee ...![]()
magar humein kiya pata app ki (AQAL+BARAIN) takhno main hai............![]()
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hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay.....![]()
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Queen of jb said:
Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...
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ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai![]()
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demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...![]()
demagh ka bill anna tu achi baat hai iss say Knowledge barti hai.......![]()
magar app kiya karain gay Knowledge ka....![]()
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doc logon ko zarorat nahi hotti....![]()
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Doctor Sam said:doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.
kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...![]()
stariz said:
nahi ap jaisa haal nahi hai humhara![]()
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hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay..... <-- app bilkul sahi samjhti hain![]()
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Queen of jb said:dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......
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DejaVu077 said:
Queen of jb said:dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......
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Lagta hai nikal kar mari hai
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stariz said:ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard![]()
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Queen of jb said:koi baat nahi stariz kabhi kabhi hotta hai......
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King of jb said:es kay sath kubhi kubhi nahi balkay aker belkay daily basis per belkay every time hota hay
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hun aram he kaka![]()
DejaVu077 said:Kia hua gee
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kash_beauty said:
stariz said:ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard![]()
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app iss sazish mein kamiyab nahin ho saktay kabhi bhi![]()