Fairl_Girl
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Dog Watch
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me.. the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
Fairl_Girl
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"Kaisay bataoon key tum merai kaun hoo walls ki ice cream ho polka ki kon ho kesey bataoon key tum poorani dheet ho aik bohat bari tum phateek ho tum orangi tum korangi tum hi ho meri nagan chowrangi , lyari ki tum Football ho kimari ka tum bund ho soni gutka tum hi aur manora ki tum thand ho tum kharadar tum methadar tum hi golimar ho tumhi meri dhoti aur shalwar ho tum hi gutka tum hi mempoori tum hi mix patti ka pan ho bad qismati say tum meri jaan ho lalookhait main rehti ho tum khud ko defence ka kheti ho tum lambi lambi chortee ho tum hamesha sey ho khowar tum ho sardi ka bhokhar tum shikarpur ka achar tum peshawar ki naswar tum Kaisay bataoon key tum merai kaun hoo
Fairl_Girl
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "Where have you been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "It looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the copy, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Fairl_Girl
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The Boss A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."
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Time SURD: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." SURD: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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Fairl_Girl said:
Time SURD: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." SURD: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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Fairl_Girl said:
"Kaisay bataoon key tum merai kaun hoo walls ki ice cream ho polka ki kon ho kesey bataoon key tum poorani dheet ho aik bohat bari tum phateek ho tum orangi tum korangi tum hi ho meri nagan chowrangi , lyari ki tum Football ho kimari ka tum bund ho soni gutka tum hi aur manora ki tum thand ho tum kharadar tum methadar tum hi golimar ho tumhi meri dhoti aur shalwar ho tum hi gutka tum hi mempoori tum hi mix patti ka pan ho bad qismati say tum meri jaan ho lalookhait main rehti ho tum khud ko defence ka kheti ho tum lambi lambi chortee ho tum hamesha sey ho khowar tum ho sardi ka bhokhar tum shikarpur ka achar tum peshawar ki naswar tum Kaisay bataoon key tum merai kaun hoo
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What part did you get? This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"
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MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the School !
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"WHEN I AM YOUR : KAREEB THERE IS ONLY : KHAMOSHI I WANT TO SPEAK : DIL SE THAT'S MY KIND OF : ISHQ I WANT THIS TO BE : GUPT AS I ALWAYS HAVE : DARR THAT I WILL LOOSE YOU : SAJANI AND THAT WOULD BE GREAT : SADMA I AM YOUR : MR.AASHIQUE BUT SOMETIMES BIT : DEEWANA TELL ME : HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN AS I FEEL : KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI IN THIS : DUNIYA DILWALON KI I TOLD YOU : MAINE PYAR KIYA MAY BE : DIL TO PAGAL HAI BECAUSE : JAB PYAR KISISE HOTA HAI THE WHOLE WORLD APPEARS AS : DUSHMAN BUT ANYWAY : PYAR TO HONA HI THA BUT U MUST KNOW: PYAAR KOI KHEL NAHI BUT IF U WANT 2 BECOME : DULHAN DILWALE KI THEN U MUST RESPOND 2 THIS : PUKAAR N DONT MIND COZ THIS IS MY: STYLE I HOPE YOUR ANSWER IS : YES BOSS N IF U SAY NO THEN I KNOW IS: KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM &n bsp; &n bsp; I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL B MY: ANJAAM
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