Fairl_Girl
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Hotel Ka Khana Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa? Hotel Wala : Bhai sahab kahan tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.
Fairl_Girl
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2 Pagal Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
Fairl_Girl
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Clever Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Fairl_Girl
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Germs Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
Fairl_Girl
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Elevator Magic A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"
Fairl_Girl
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The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your mom!"
paki_fan
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Aasman main urrna chahta hoon, Dar lagta hai unchaion se. Samundar main tairna chahta hoon, Dar lagta hai gehraion se. Dil ki baat bolna chahta hoon, Dar lagta hai tere bhaion se.
HrithikZgirl
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If the Titanic was made in India: 10. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. 9. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain. 8. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother. 7. It's seven and half-hours long. 6. The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar". 5. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan. 4. The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it. 3. None of the people would float for long cause of the saris. 2. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat. 1. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it. AND
Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!
Fairl_Girl
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Aansu jo beh rahey hein
Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behney do Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do Buhat bawafa ho tum, yeh ham ko hai maloom Tum apni wafa ki baat, apney tak hi rehney do! Mila to kia mila tumhein chahney kay baad Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do Tum ney to keh dala sab haal-e-dil apna Ab mujh ko apni daastaan bhi kehney do Mar gaye auroon kay liye ham Tum apni khatir ham ko Zinda rehney do
