Fairl_Girl
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Here's why you shouldnt mess too much with a kid: *A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "then you ask him". * A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently
Fairl_Girl
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A Chinese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for twoweeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checked out.The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interes
Fairl_Girl
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Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai... ================================
joker
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Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga, Confusion ka moment aaya hoga, Kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga, End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!
Fairl_Girl
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======================================================== Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai, to hum behosh ho gaye... ========================================================== Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai... ================================
Fairl_Girl
Age: 124
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========================================================== zamin se leke asaman tak .......asman se leke zamin tak zamin se leke asaman tak .......asman se leke zamin tak beech mein hawa hi hawa hai
========================================================= zindigi ke hasin mod pe yoon na rukiye zindigi ke hasin mod pe yoon na rukiye IODEX maliye kaam pe chaliye
========================================================== Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen' Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi mat aye zalim paap hoga Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga =========================================================
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
======================================================== Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho =============================
