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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.


Posted on 7/14/2005 1:46:49 AM

nice jokes

Posted on 7/14/2005 5:42:29 AM

ok
read this joke


            I

               
     

                  




               


              I L


                     


                       



                      


                     

               I LO


                    




                    



                    



                     

             I LOV

          


                       



                       



                             

            
                            
       
             I LOVE

             


              







               

               




            I LOVE Y


               


             







             


               

            I LOVE YO


            

                  



          


                


       


          






              






             

        I LOVE YOGRUT WITH BIRYANI AND SALAD


               

Posted on 7/14/2005 5:50:44 AM

HAHAHA KAISE LAGA JOKE

Posted on 7/14/2005 5:52:14 AM

PRACTICE MAKES ANYBODY PERFECT BUT NOBODY IS PERFECT SO YYYYYY PRACTICE

Posted on 7/14/2005 5:55:40 AM

salam kaise hain sab

Posted on 7/15/2005 5:23:27 AM

realy great!

ONLYARBAB:
ok
read this joke


              I

                   
     

                     




                  


                I L


                       


                           



                         


                       

                I LO


                       




                       



                       



                       

               I LOV

          


                           



                           



                                 

              
                              
       
               I LOVE

               


               







                  

                   




              I LOVE Y


                  


               







               


               

              I LOVE YO


              

                     



          


                  


       


          






               






               

        I LOVE YOGRUT WITH BIRYANI AND SALAD


               

Posted on 7/15/2005 8:08:57 AM

ONLYARBAB:
ok
read this joke


              I

                   
     

                     




                  


                I L


                       


                           



                         


                       

                I LO


                       




                       



                       



                       

               I LOV

          


                           



                           



                                 

              
                              
       
               I LOVE

               


               







                  

                   




              I LOVE Y


                  


               







               


               

              I LOVE YO


              

                     



          


                  


       


          






               






               

        I LOVE YOGRUT WITH BIRYANI AND SALAD


               


cahloo LOVE TO HAI NAAA

Posted on 7/15/2005 8:10:04 AM

oh realy?

Posted on 7/15/2005 8:17:45 AM


Posted on 7/16/2005 12:23:59 AM


The PM cables back:
DEAR LALOOJI. REGRET STARVING PEOPLE. HAVE NO SURPLUS FOOD. TIGHTEN BELTS.

To which he receives the following reply from Laloo:
SEND BELTS.

Posted on 7/16/2005 12:24:20 AM


EXCUZE ME!!!!TUM SE MIL KAR ....i was impressed coze TUM SA NAHI DEEKHA!!
i m FIDA on u n i fell in ISHQ VISHQ few dayz ago...!!!itz not my KASOOR coze it heppens KABHI KABHI PYAR MAI..!!!
u know love iz not GUNNAH n PYAR KIYA TOU DARNA KYA
sooo...
MUJH SE SHADI KAROO GIII!!!!!!!!!!

from ,,
AWARA PAGAL DEWANI


Posted on 7/16/2005 12:30:01 AM

great!

Posted on 7/16/2005 4:05:45 AM

nice

Posted on 7/16/2005 4:55:12 AM


Posted on 7/18/2005 1:07:59 AM


Posted on 7/18/2005 2:03:05 AM

The Honest Wife


A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.

The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."

Posted on 7/23/2005 12:02:02 AM

salam
kaise hain sab

Posted on 7/23/2005 4:20:11 PM

ws
thek ap kaisay ho



chatting main kia kia hota ha...bara hangama hota ha....jub hon dono taraf
he males....phir bus ta..ta..hota ha...dono taraf hon females...yeh kabhi na
hota ha....larkay larkian ban jate hain....yeh tamasha hota ha....chating
main jo hota ha pyar.wo sirf dikhawa hota ha........wo mangti ha chating
main calling card....muhabbat ka nam ruswa hota ha....





Posted on 7/24/2005 1:18:04 AM

Dear memberz ...
follow the following steps and you will be out the group inshAllah..
Now attention please ...
i will put examples for every thing to be cleared

-Enter any forum and write message differ than the topic of that forum ..


-copy the old messages and send it again under ur name ...and it will be better when you make its title : New idea


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- stay calm for long time , dont send any messsage , then send to the managers asking them to host u as you are affective member ..they will ignore your first message ,, keep on sending every day ...


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- Go to the coomplaint area and send under the title : heeeeelp heeeeeeelp me plz plz
then write in the message just one face >>>>

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- Always reply to members telling them they steal the messages from you or from another forum and so on..

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-Send message advertising for any other forum , say in its title : We are moving to new forum ..

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To that point , you should leave in peace b4 u get kicked;...

- one day when you are free , reply on the old old topics in the forum and reply on many of them to make the new topics go below..

- do ur best to know one of the managers and then , always bother him/her by asking him / her to accept a message u just sent to send reply on it and so on and always critisize the topics of his / her sections and say : that topic should have been removed , and that one should have been stayed , and you should have baned that one and etc ( practise ur silly talents)


here that manager will hate the day he /she became manager


- now , if the managers are patients and didnt ban u after all above , just wait till they make new manager , and then say that the new one never deserve and there are many better and the managers of the group are not good people and they manage their friends only ...

here i promise u , that u will be banned next minute ....

to make sure of wat i said , notice my membership tomorrow hahahaha


Posted on 7/27/2005 11:32:45 PM


Posted on 7/28/2005 10:49:36 PM

kiya huwa samhaj nahi aya kiya.........


i m just kidding yar.......

Posted on 7/28/2005 10:58:06 PM

BOHAT ACHI TARHAN AMJH MAIN A GAYA
THX 4 POSTTING HERE
NICE

Posted on 7/28/2005 11:19:58 PM


Posted on 7/30/2005 4:01:36 AM



Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein

Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye

Chintoo : To Cap Kis Ko Mile Ga

Mintoo : Jo Race Jete Ga

Chintoo : To Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !

Posted on 8/15/2005 1:11:03 AM


Chintoo : A 4 Apple

Mintoo : B 4 Bada Apple

Chintoo : C 4 Chota Apple

Mintoo : D 4 Dusra Apple

Chintoo : E 4 Ekaur Apple

Mintoo : F 4 Fokat Ka Apple
Chintoo : G 4 Gol Apple

Mintoo : H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pet Kharab Khake Itne Sare Apple

Posted on 8/15/2005 1:11:51 AM


Chiman: Aap Kitna Parhe Ho?
Friend: B.A.
Chiman: Kamal Karte Ho Yaar Sirf Do Word Padhe Aur Woh Bhi Ulte.

Posted on 8/15/2005 1:18:36 AM



Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.

Posted on 8/15/2005 1:24:07 AM

LOL

Posted on 10/1/2005 2:43:02 AM