SOME FACTS: An insect falls into a mug of tea ! Englishman: throws the mug away and walks out. American: takes the insect out and drinks the tea. Chinese: eats the insect and throws the tea away. Israeli: sucks the tea from the insect before throwing the insect away and drinking the tea. Pakistani: accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his tea and vows to reply in kind.
Indian: accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the tea, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then a Pakistan army regular and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in an undercover operation and presents identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistan army person in an undercover operation to change the status of LOC, and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of tea.
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During a surprise check on the Car Park of the National Assembly in Islamabad CBR revealed 180 cars with fake Registration Papers. Many of them were stolen. (Moinuddin Khan- Ex-Chairman CBR)
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Nawa-e-Waqt quoted Imran Khan saying in Lahore that Nawaz Sharif had appointed his private secretary Khayam Qaiser as ambassador to Abu Dhabi so that he could arrange to extract Rs 9 billion from the party intending to buy Habib Bank. The sum would thereafter be used to pay the outstanding debt of the Sharif Family, he said. He also said that Nawaz Sharif could be disqualified for selling sugar to India.
