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Rehan M Din

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Jurm kar kay kahan farar ho gae....
mera 750Rs ka note.... ghayab kar lia tum nay...

Posted 06 Mar 2007
Rehan M Din says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


ghuma dia na....



Next bhai log / aunty log hazir hon...

     chuuup murgay mean molvi


lo... mujhay khao molvi bana dia...

chalain ab bana hi dia hai to 2~3 plate salan aur 10~12 naan lai aaen...

Posted 16 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
Mujrim said:

murga aur molvi kya similarity hai jee



similarity nahi hai... combination hai...

jidhar molvi ho wahan murgha aa hi jata hai..

Posted 16 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
cutefriend said:



Ap kyoun hans rahay hain Chicken Fried

Posted 16 May 2007
Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

abbe rehnde ghussa aajayega inhe



pehlay kon sa nahi aaya howa...
aaj kal sarrial sarrrial si nai ho gai...



abbe pittay ga bus karde jaani
Posted 16 May 2007
Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

murga aur molvi kya similarity hai jee



similarity nahi hai... combination hai...

jidhar molvi ho wahan murgha aa hi jata hai..


kitna pyaar hai donno mei
Posted 16 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

abbe rehnde ghussa aajayega inhe



pehlay kon sa nahi aaya howa...
aaj kal sarrial sarrrial si nai ho gai...



abbe pittay ga bus karde jaani


nai aaaj moood acha ho ga... aaj nai pit-ta...

Posted 18 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

murga aur molvi kya similarity hai jee



similarity nahi hai... combination hai...

jidhar molvi ho wahan murgha aa hi jata hai..


kitna pyaar hai donno mei


tmharay haan isay pyar kehtay hain...
hamaray haan isay molvi sahab ki khidmat kehtay hain...
Kukkkar kay baghair molvi roti nai khatay...


Posted 18 May 2007
Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

abbe rehnde ghussa aajayega inhe



pehlay kon sa nahi aaya howa...
aaj kal sarrial sarrrial si nai ho gai...



abbe pittay ga bus karde jaani


nai aaaj moood acha ho ga... aaj nai pit-ta...


chal tay phir acha hai
Posted 18 May 2007
Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

murga aur molvi kya similarity hai jee



similarity nahi hai... combination hai...

jidhar molvi ho wahan murgha aa hi jata hai..


kitna pyaar hai donno mei


tmharay haan isay pyar kehtay hain...
hamaray haan isay molvi sahab ki khidmat kehtay hain...
Kukkkar kay baghair molvi roti nai khatay...




aapka bhi yehi hisab hai
Posted 18 May 2007
Rehan M Din says

Aaaaho....
sab ko bata do... takeh meri dawatain shuru hon...

Posted 19 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

abbe rehnde ghussa aajayega inhe



pehlay kon sa nahi aaya howa...
aaj kal sarrial sarrrial si nai ho gai...



abbe pittay ga bus karde jaani


nai aaaj moood acha ho ga... aaj nai pit-ta...


chal tay phir acha hai


shukar hai bach gya...
kal to meter hee short tha...

Posted 19 May 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives.


To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"


The first Singh answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."



Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"



The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,


"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"



Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?



He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.



"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? "



"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.".
Posted 19 May 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 20 May 2007
cutefriend says
ki hoya
Posted 21 May 2007
Rehan M Din says

Nice Info aunty....

Posted 21 May 2007
Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

abbe rehnde ghussa aajayega inhe



pehlay kon sa nahi aaya howa...
aaj kal sarrial sarrrial si nai ho gai...



abbe pittay ga bus karde jaani


nai aaaj moood acha ho ga... aaj nai pit-ta...


chal tay phir acha hai


shukar hai bach gya...
kal to meter hee short tha...



abbe tu harkatein karega to meter to zaroor shaat hogaa na
aur woh alag baat hai woh thori sii kharoos hai
Posted 21 May 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI
Posted 21 May 2007
Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali
Posted 21 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

abbe rehnde ghussa aajayega inhe



pehlay kon sa nahi aaya howa...
aaj kal sarrial sarrrial si nai ho gai...



abbe pittay ga bus karde jaani


nai aaaj moood acha ho ga... aaj nai pit-ta...


chal tay phir acha hai


shukar hai bach gya...
kal to meter hee short tha...



abbe tu harkatein karega to meter to zaroor shaat hogaa na
aur woh alag baat hai woh thori sii kharoos hai


meri batain to un ki nazar sai guzri hi nahi...
meter to kisi aur waja sai short ho ga...
handi jal gai ho gee na...

Posted 21 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


kyoun mai nay kya kia?

Posted 21 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


Posted 21 May 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
bass ham nahi bolty molan murgi choor
Posted 21 May 2007
cutefriend says
~CHANDNI~ said:

bass ham nahi bolty molan murgi choor




hain jeeee murgi chorr


yarrrrr ager shadi ka order ho tu ????????????? kitni der pehlye batana parye ga
Posted 21 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
~CHANDNI~ said:

bass ham nahi bolty molan murgi choor



kyoun kyoun kyoun kyoun
kya ap ko desi murghi chahiye thee aur mai walaiti lai aaya hoon???
warghala kar bhejti bhee to aap hee hain...
khud hi nahi kehti murghi lao gay to khana milay ga...



Posted 22 May 2007
Rehan M Din says
cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

bass ham nahi bolty molan murgi choor




hain jeeee murgi chorr


yarrrrr ager shadi ka order ho tu ????????????? kitni der pehlye batana parye ga


yeh to aunty bataen gee...
sari planning wohi karti hain...
aur thekay bhee wohi leti hain...

Posted 22 May 2007
Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

abbe rehnde ghussa aajayega inhe



pehlay kon sa nahi aaya howa...
aaj kal sarrial sarrrial si nai ho gai...



abbe pittay ga bus karde jaani


nai aaaj moood acha ho ga... aaj nai pit-ta...


chal tay phir acha hai


shukar hai bach gya...
kal to meter hee short tha...



abbe tu harkatein karega to meter to zaroor shaat hogaa na
aur woh alag baat hai woh thori sii kharoos hai


meri batain to un ki nazar sai guzri hi nahi...
meter to kisi aur waja sai short ho ga...
handi jal gai ho gee na...


handi jalne ke baad kya hua
Posted 22 May 2007
Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


chal dafa ho
Posted 22 May 2007
cutefriend says
Rehan M Din said:

cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

bass ham nahi bolty molan murgi choor




hain jeeee murgi chorr


yarrrrr ager shadi ka order ho tu ????????????? kitni der pehlye batana parye ga


yeh to aunty bataen gee...
sari planning wohi karti hain...
aur thekay bhee wohi leti hain...


u mean tu say chandani aunty

yani ab us se contact kerna parye ga
Posted 22 May 2007
Mujrim says
Posted 22 May 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 22 May 2007
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