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Rehan M Din

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mera 750Rs ka note.... ghayab kar lia tum nay...

Posted 06 Mar 2007

Mujrim says
buhut neend aarahi hai jee
Posted 22 May 2007

cutefriend says
kaam ka suntye hi chandani ko neend a jati hia
Posted 23 May 2007

Mujrim says
yehi lagta hai
Posted 23 May 2007

cutefriend says
abhi lagta hia

Posted 23 May 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

abbe rehnde ghussa aajayega inhe



pehlay kon sa nahi aaya howa...
aaj kal sarrial sarrrial si nai ho gai...



abbe pittay ga bus karde jaani


nai aaaj moood acha ho ga... aaj nai pit-ta...


chal tay phir acha hai


shukar hai bach gya...
kal to meter hee short tha...



abbe tu harkatein karega to meter to zaroor shaat hogaa na
aur woh alag baat hai woh thori sii kharoos hai


meri batain to un ki nazar sai guzri hi nahi...
meter to kisi aur waja sai short ho ga...
handi jal gai ho gee na...


handi jalne ke baad kya hua


ghussay mai laaal peeli howi...
aur sara ghussa JB per nikla...

Posted 23 May 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


chal dafa ho


Dekha wohi howa na...

Posted 23 May 2007

cutefriend said:

Rehan M Din said:

cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

bass ham nahi bolty molan murgi choor




hain jeeee murgi chorr


yarrrrr ager shadi ka order ho tu ????????????? kitni der pehlye batana parye ga


yeh to aunty bataen gee...
sari planning wohi karti hain...
aur thekay bhee wohi leti hain...


u mean tu say chandani aunty

yani ab us se contact kerna parye ga


Aaho.....

batati nahi hain kisi ko.. per apnay kaam ki pakki hain...
aik din mai bhee shadi kay liye murghi arrange ho jae gee.

Posted 23 May 2007

Mujrim said:

buhut neend aarahi hai jee



bohat dinon sai murghian dhoond rahi hain na din raat...
abb neend hi ae ge..

Posted 23 May 2007

cutefriend said:

kaam ka suntye hi chandani ko neend a jati hia



pehlay neend pori karain gee..
phir kaam karain gee...
wakhra style...

Posted 23 May 2007

cutefriend says
KING OF JB said:

eray nah jub kaam kernay lagtti han to neend a jati hain esay kaam to kertti he nahi essi liya to motti ho gai hain



xactly   
Posted 24 May 2007


Oye... chandni aunty ko moti nai bolna.... bura mana jati hain...
yeh jitni bhee moti hon inn ko ISHMART bolo...


Wesay iss kay pechay bhee aik secret chupa hai..

Posted 24 May 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

abbe rehnde ghussa aajayega inhe



pehlay kon sa nahi aaya howa...
aaj kal sarrial sarrrial si nai ho gai...



abbe pittay ga bus karde jaani


nai aaaj moood acha ho ga... aaj nai pit-ta...


chal tay phir acha hai


shukar hai bach gya...
kal to meter hee short tha...


aur ab JB ka kya haal hai?
abbe tu harkatein karega to meter to zaroor shaat hogaa na
aur woh alag baat hai woh thori sii kharoos hai


meri batain to un ki nazar sai guzri hi nahi...
meter to kisi aur waja sai short ho ga...
handi jal gai ho gee na...


handi jalne ke baad kya hua


ghussay mai laaal peeli howi...
aur sara ghussa JB per nikla...

Posted 24 May 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


chal dafa ho


Dekha wohi howa na...


kya hua??
Posted 24 May 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

buhut neend aarahi hai jee



bohat dinon sai murghian dhoond rahi hain na din raat...
abb neend hi ae ge..


ab tu dhoond
Posted 24 May 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

buhut neend aarahi hai jee



bohat dinon sai murghian dhoond rahi hain na din raat...
abb neend hi ae ge..


ab tu dhoond


Madam kay hukam ka intazar kar raha hoon...


Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


chal dafa ho


Dekha wohi howa na...


kya hua??


Mashooori ho gai na...

Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

buhut neend aarahi hai jee



bohat dinon sai murghian dhoond rahi hain na din raat...
abb neend hi ae ge..


ab tu dhoond


Madam kay hukam ka intazar kar raha hoon...



unho ne ishara de dia hai
aankhon hee aankhon mei ishara hogaya
Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


chal dafa ho


Dekha wohi howa na...


kya hua??


Mashooori ho gai na...


acha mashoori lekin izzat se ya beizzati se
Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

buhut neend aarahi hai jee



bohat dinon sai murghian dhoond rahi hain na din raat...
abb neend hi ae ge..


ab tu dhoond


Madam kay hukam ka intazar kar raha hoon...



unho ne ishara de dia hai
aankhon hee aankhon mei ishara hogaya


kab.....????

Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


chal dafa ho


Dekha wohi howa na...


kya hua??


Mashooori ho gai na...


acha mashoori lekin izzat se ya beizzati se


Madam ko contract lai kar dai dia hai... CF ki shadi ka...

Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

buhut neend aarahi hai jee



bohat dinon sai murghian dhoond rahi hain na din raat...
abb neend hi ae ge..


ab tu dhoond


Madam kay hukam ka intazar kar raha hoon...



unho ne ishara de dia hai
aankhon hee aankhon mei ishara hogaya


kab.....????


mujhe dia tha " " yeh wala
Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


chal dafa ho


Dekha wohi howa na...


kya hua??


Mashooori ho gai na...


acha mashoori lekin izzat se ya beizzati se


Madam ko contract lai kar dai dia hai... CF ki shadi ka...



yeh zimma to maine uthaya tha cf ne mujhe dia tha
aur maine 2 larkiyaan batayee bhi aur woh date pe bhi gaya woh
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Waqt do mujh par kathin guzre hain saari u'mr mein
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jaane ke ba'ad
Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim says
Posted 25 May 2007

cutefriend says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Waqt do mujh par kathin guzre hain saari u'mr mein
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jaane ke ba'ad




wah wah
Posted 26 May 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


chal dafa ho


Dekha wohi howa na...


kya hua??


Mashooori ho gai na...


acha mashoori lekin izzat se ya beizzati se


Madam ko contract lai kar dai dia hai... CF ki shadi ka...



yeh zimma to maine uthaya tha cf ne mujhe dia tha
aur maine 2 larkiyaan batayee bhi aur woh date pe bhi gaya woh


mai larkion kay contact ki nahi murghi ki supply kay contract ki baat kar raha hoon..

Posted 26 May 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

buhut neend aarahi hai jee



bohat dinon sai murghian dhoond rahi hain na din raat...
abb neend hi ae ge..


ab tu dhoond


Madam kay hukam ka intazar kar raha hoon...



unho ne ishara de dia hai
aankhon hee aankhon mei ishara hogaya


kab.....????


mujhe dia tha " " yeh wala


to phir tum ja kar hukam ki tameel karo na...

Posted 26 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ said:

Waqt do mujh par kathin guzre hain saari u'mr mein
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jaane ke ba'ad



shair suna rahi hain... kaam ki kya report hai...??

Posted 26 May 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice Info aunty....



TUM SAY MAY BOLTY HI NAHI


ab isne kya kardiya apki morgy churali


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahista bolo...


chal dafa ho


Dekha wohi howa na...


kya hua??


Mashooori ho gai na...


acha mashoori lekin izzat se ya beizzati se


Madam ko contract lai kar dai dia hai... CF ki shadi ka...



yeh zimma to maine uthaya tha cf ne mujhe dia tha
aur maine 2 larkiyaan batayee bhi aur woh date pe bhi gaya woh


mai larkion kay contact ki nahi murghi ki supply kay contract ki baat kar raha hoon..



ohhhh acha
Posted 26 May 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

buhut neend aarahi hai jee



bohat dinon sai murghian dhoond rahi hain na din raat...
abb neend hi ae ge..


ab tu dhoond


Madam kay hukam ka intazar kar raha hoon...



unho ne ishara de dia hai
aankhon hee aankhon mei ishara hogaya


kab.....????


mujhe dia tha " " yeh wala


to phir tum ja kar hukam ki tameel karo na...


ishara dia lekin yeh nai pata karna kya hai
isliye shayad woh naraz hai humse aaj kal
Posted 26 May 2007

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