Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago. "Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper.
"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely.
"Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free'".
One day Santa Singh was home and he went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar bottle, peeped inside and closed it.
His wife was seeing this. After some time Santa again went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, peeped inside and Closed it.
His wife again saw this. Santa Singh again and again did the same thing. His wife was puzzled at why did he do something like this.. So, she asked Santa, 'Why did you open the Sugar bottle, see inside and close it often?'
Santa Singh replied, 'I am a Sugar Patient you know.... Our doctor advised me to check up the Sugar often'.
Sardarji: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group. Nurse: B positive Sardarji: please tell me soon .... Nurse: B positive Sardarji: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know the blood my group.
Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on. Jugnu Singh: What do they get from that? Bystander: The winner will get a prize. Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!
Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside when the American said "Oh, look at the dead bird." Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where?"
Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven." "Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night." "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
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Boss: Where were you born? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love.
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.
============ ========= ========= === 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar, This is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidney.
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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him. *
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College??? A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!
Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt
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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam? Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
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In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
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Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha “Phir Milenge”
