O MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD
i got a phone card yesturday because we wanted to phone ristdaar in Pakistan (phoned mujrim after lol,)
o my goshhhhhhh o my goshhhhhhhhh lol let me type up conversation that took place, me and mystic sitting down by the phone in the living room
*Asian dial's number, not knowing wrong number connects to a butchers/ Kashai in Pakistan
*
Asian: Assalam-o-alakum kaya meai apne mamee parveen se baat ker sakti hoon?
Male: WALAKUM SALAM (moti awaz) O KERI PARVEEN, KADI PARVEEN?
Asian: jee?
Male: *says to someone in the background "KURI HAIGEE, SONI AWAZ WALI*
Asian *thinking bloody hell im talking to a tarkee*
Male: TUSSI KOON HO?
Asian WRONG NUMBER
, *slams the phone down*
at this point my sister is rolling around on the floor laughing
ALLAH MAFI
, number dial kerna hai sai karo warna ALLAH he waris
