Rehan M Din:

OMG... hamain kabhi kisi larki ki wrong call kyoun nahi mili...

Buland reh Kismet!!










Hum larkion kee!

sweetie:

pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.

~Fragi~:

sweetie:

pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.

Excuse Me

Asian:

kasam se mujay daar laga

peechay se awaz ayie


O DAAS KILO KEEMA DA DEDO PAAA GEEEE

Asian:

i love you too

~Fragi~:

sweetie:

pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.

Excuse Me

Asian:

O MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD


i got a phone card yesturday because we wanted to phone ristdaar in Pakistan (phoned mujrim after lol,)

o my goshhhhhhh o my goshhhhhhhhh lol let me type up conversation that took place, me and mystic sitting down by the phone in the living room

*Asian dial's number, not knowing wrong number connects to a butchers/ Kashai in Pakistan *

Asian: Assalam-o-alakum kaya meai apne mamee parveen se baat ker sakti hoon?

Male: WALAKUM SALAM (moti awaz) O KERI PARVEEN, KADI PARVEEN?

Asian: jee?

Male: *says to someone in the background "KURI HAIGEE, SONI AWAZ WALI*

Asian *thinking bloody hell im talking to a tarkee*

Male: TUSSI KOON HO?

Asian WRONG NUMBER , *slams the phone down*


at this point my sister is rolling around on the floor laughing


ALLAH MAFI , number dial kerna hai sai karo warna ALLAH he waris

**sensational**:

~Fragi~:

sweetie:

pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.

Excuse Me

fragi sir aapko kya huwa sach hi to keh rahi hy yeh

~Fragi~:

**sensational**:

~Fragi~:

sweetie:

pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.

Excuse Me

fragi sir aapko kya huwa sach hi to keh rahi hy yeh

chalo tum kehti ho tu maan leta hun