 
 kaunsa jhoooot
 
 yeh too right but not mangos!!!
 
 kaunsa jhoooot
Hasne kai bare mey.
kaunsa jhoooot
Hasne kai bare mey.
KIUN MUJHE HASNA NAHI AAATA ??
 
 kaunsa jhoooot
Hasne kai bare mey.
KIUN MUJHE HASNA NAHI AAATA ??
 
 lolzz @ asian
i dont mean k sarayy he pakistani males aisay hotay but most of em r .. blv me.. they r
 
 
 what a chump
  what a chumpkaunsa jhoooot
Hasne kai bare mey.
KIUN MUJHE HASNA NAHI AAATA ??
Nope, tujhe bas poutay kaam hyateh hai.
O MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD




i got a phone card yesturday because we wanted to phone
ristdaar in Pakistan (phoned mujrim after lol,)
o my goshhhhhhh o my goshhhhhhhhh lol let me type up
conversation that took place, me and mystic sitting down
by the phone in the living room
*Asian dial's number, not knowing wrong number connects
to a butchers/ Kashai in Pakistan*
Asian: Assalam-o-alakum kaya meai apne mamee parveen se
baat ker sakti hoon?
Male: WALAKUM SALAM (moti awaz) O KERI PARVEEN, KADI
PARVEEN?
Asian: jee?
Male: *says to someone in the background "KURI HAIGEE,
SONI AWAZ WALI*
Asian *thinking bloody hell im talking to a tarkee*
Male: TUSSI KOON HO?
Asian WRONG NUMBER, *slams the phone down*
at this point my sister is rolling around on the floor
laughing
ALLAH MAFI, number dial kerna hai sai karo warna
ALLAH he waris
POONDI NA KER
POONDI NA KER
o helooooo excuse me
lolzz @ asian
i dont mean k sarayy he pakistani males aisay hotay but most of em r .. blv me.. they r
hehehehehe i understand
a few years ago myself and a friend were sitting having a cup of hot chocolate, these apnay larkay came and sat on the table next to us. i felt uncomfortable and asked if we could move but she was adament that we should stay there. one of them started
Boy: O soniyahhhhhhh
Asian: *turns head away in disgust
Asian's friend: stares at the guy
Boys: o nakhree jeans penay wali
Asian: now stares hard at the guy, because i got jeans on
Asians friend: Salaam paa gee
Boy:
Boys: laughing at him for picking on me
Asian:what a chump
 
   
   
   
 
 
 