QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7797 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
"Germs!"
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
"Clever"
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
"Fruits"
Sajid asks Usman name three fruits?
He replies: 1 Mango 2 Apple.
"2 Pagal"
Pehla Pagal: Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal: Yaar koi hint tu du.
"Hotel Ka Khana"
Customer: Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala: Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7797 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Aik church taameer ho raha tha. aik mazdoor khaasi bulandi se gir gya aur ussey khaasi chotein aayein.
aik paadri saab ne jo usse firtey dekha to jaldi se uss ke paas aye aur boley ," Khuda tumhaarey saath tha beta!"
mazdoor ne karahtey huye jawab diya," haa'n koi to saath tha , warna mujhey dhakka kon deta"
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Aik saab makaan ke silsiey mein bohat pareshaan they, bohat tallash basyaar ke baad bhi koi makaan na mila to woh khudkushi ke iraadey se aik pahaar par charney lagey , raastey mein unhein aik tarbooz nazar aaya , unhoon ne ghussey mein tarbooz ko laat maari , aur tarbooz ke 2 tukrey ho gey , andar se aik jin nikla aur kaha, "kya hukam hai merey Aaqa!"
uss bandey ne kaha ke aik kamra chahiye rehney ke liye.
yeh sun kar jin ne muskaratey huye kaha ," agar rehney ko kamra mil jata to main tarbooz mein rehta"
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QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7797 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.
Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi
Wife: Mere Irade Bade Nek Hai, Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain...
Sardar: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai, Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai...
Basanti: Bhag Dhanno Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzat Ka Sawaal Hai.
Dhanno : Teri Izzat Gayi bhaa mai mere peeche gabbar ke ghore pare hai
Aaj kal dil chah raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh ke sab ke
samne 1 ki ki kis kiss kissa sunau
Log kahete hai ki Ladkiyan zindgi hoti hai, Maut nahi...
Magar woh log yeh kyu bhul jate hai ki, dhokha bhi zindgi hi deti hai, maut nahi....