Prof. Shakoor!

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Prof. Shakoor ( Does not know English) See how & what he speaks....

# Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my
nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# About his family :----------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.

# At the ground : -------------
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

# To a boy, angrily :-----------------
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

# Giving a punishment : -------------------
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

# Sir at his best : ---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By
chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the
theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the
next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday
I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre

Posted 08 Apr 2004

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kiya baat hia ji prof ji kee

Posted 08 Apr 2004

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Yeah professor Sb. retired lagtay hain.... service say naheen damagh say

Posted 09 Apr 2004

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kya kamal k professor hain

Posted 09 Apr 2004

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pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa

Posted 12 Apr 2004

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ymahmood said:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa

KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

Posted 12 Apr 2004

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Posted 13 Apr 2004

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ymahmood said:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

Posted 15 Apr 2004

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tarash said:

just_adiii9 said:

ymahmood said:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Posted 16 Apr 2004

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.. YE KIA HOO RAHA HAI?

Posted 16 Apr 2004

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friend_16 said:
.. YE KIA HOO RAHA HAI?

FORMULA WAR.......

Posted 16 Apr 2004

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buri baaat.. teachers ko aise mazak nahi karte

principle passed away

Posted 16 Apr 2004

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just_adiii9 said:

tarash said:

just_adiii9 said:

ymahmood said:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Formula Ghalat ho gaya
Asal main yeh hay
SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD+ADII-f_16)=TARASH

Posted 17 Apr 2004

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ymahmood said:

just_adiii9 said:

tarash said:

just_adiii9 said:

ymahmood said:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Formula Ghalat ho gaya
Asal main yeh hay
SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD+ADII-f_16)=TARASH

NAHI AB KUCH AISA HAI ...K ..

=SUM(YMAHMOOD+SHAKOOR-ADIII+F16-SALL)TARASH+QUEENY

Posted 17 Apr 2004

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ymahmood said:

just_adiii9 said:

tarash said:

just_adiii9 said:

ymahmood said:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Formula Ghalat ho gaya
Asal main yeh hay
SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD+ADII-f_16)=TARASH

f-16 ko minus karny se kuch bhi nahin bachay ga

Posted 18 Apr 2004

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tarash said:

ymahmood said:

just_adiii9 said:

tarash said:

just_adiii9 said:

ymahmood said:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Formula Ghalat ho gaya
Asal main yeh hay
SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD+ADII-f_16)=TARASH

f-16 ko minus karny se kuch bhi nahin bachay ga

MASLAN........

Posted 18 Apr 2004

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Tarash bach jaye gaa na

Posted 19 Apr 2004

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is page par kya sirf hansana hai

Posted 20 Apr 2004

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LolZzzzz..! Goood Jee GooooDDD...!!
KeeP iT uP!

Posted 21 Apr 2004

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TO KIA KARAIN ...HANSAIN NA TO ......

Posted 03 May 2004

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Hansain na tu fir royein

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