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OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------TELL ME PROPERLY


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT DOSE THAT
MEAN ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------IS IT MADHYA
PRADESH ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER-------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR
QUALIFICATION ?



CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS
IT ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------METRIC PASS


OFFICER------------------------------------------WHY DO YOU NEED A
JOB ?



CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER-------------------------------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER--------------------------------------DESCRIBE YOUR
PERSONALITY


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF
CLEARLY


CANDIDATE-----------------------------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER----------------------------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE,
YOU
MAY GO NOW


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS IT NOW


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MY PERFORMANCE....?


OFFICER------------------------------------------M P!!!!


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------WHAT IS THAT SIR ?

BOLLYWOOD MOVIE DILOGUES AND IT's ENGLISH TRANSLATION

Here is Prem!'s own contribution to the memorable hindi dialogues list:
    -1--
    "Khade khade muh kya dekh rahe ho, jaao, ab to sab ka muh meetha
     karna hai."
     (standing standing why face you looking, go, now we need to sweeten
      everyone's face)
    -2--
    "Parameswar ki kripa hai, masterjee"
      (who cares how the heck it happened,
       just shut up and take advantage of it.)
    -3--
    Frail girl in white salwar lying on a charpoy, dying of the hindi
    movie script writer's favourite fatal illness... yes, "Munni ko
    blood cayncer ho gaya hai"
    
    "He bhagwan, meri jaan le le, aur mere beti ki jaan bacha de"
      (hey god, if it's all the same to you, wanna trade my life
       for my daughter's?)
    
      By this time, everyone is resigned to the fact that the daughter
      will kick the bucket within the next two minutes,   just in time
      for daaktarjee to come in and check her pulse... as the background
      singers start clearing their throats for the obligatory
      "aaa...aaa... chorus

lolz...

what's goin on? btw

husie mazaq:/

k

kia hal hai

hal bhi theek hai chal bhi
haal bhi accha hai mazi bhi accha tha
mustaqbil bhi inshAllah accha hi hoga

Lagtaa nahee hay

KoI BaaT NaheE

kon log ho tussi

HumaN HerE LagtA NaheE

SanaSana said:

hal bhi theek hai chal bhi
haal bhi accha hai mazi bhi accha tha
mustaqbil bhi inshAllah accha hi hoga

hmmmmmmmmm kayaa hoo gayaa

kuch nahi huwa

AAAHOOOO

SanaSana said:

AAAHOOOO

ahaaa

hi jb's rani
how r u

AAAAHHHHHOoooooo

SanaSana said:

hi jb's rani
how r u

/////..........me fine
what about u dear
.   sweet sis

hmmmmm

hello allz

hi

Funny Bumper Stickers!

Some people are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices
only talk to ME.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

I need someone real bad...
Are you real bad?

BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots...
and I married their king.

The more you complain,
the longer God makes you live.

I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice):
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people
who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests,
there will be prayer in public schools.

Hang up and drive.

God must love stupid people...He made SO many.

I said "NO" to drugs,
but they didn't listen.

Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

JB ki Rani said:

SanaSana said:

hi jb's rani
how r u

/////..........me fine
what about u dear
.   sweet sis

main bhi fine perfectly alright
Allah ka shuker....
so
howz life siso