~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7792 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
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Pyar Me Main Us Ke, Duniya Ko Bhula DoongaPyar Me Main Us Ke, Duniya Ko Bhula Doonga
Dil Ka Rishta Hai, Main Jaan Luta Doonga
Phoolon Si Meri Janam, Kanton Main Na Ulajh Jaye
Her Zakhm Uske Dil Ke, Apne Seene Pe Utha Loonga
Ishq Yeaaaah Mera, Use Maghroor Kar Jaye
Toot Ke Main Us Ko, Itna Use Chahoonga
Bus Yehi Dua Hai Meri, Woh Bani Rahe Her Dum Meri
Mili Gar Woh Na Mujhe, Kaise Jeee Paaaoonga
Chahak Uthi Hai Har Ek Shaye Is Zamaane Main
Teri Aamud Se Mere Dil Ke Aashiyane Main
Teri Judaai Se Hai Duniya Ka Her Ghum
Yaadain Teri, Mere Dil Ka Mur-Hum
Khyalon Main Ho Tum Mere Her Dum
Bus Jao Aaa Ke Dil Main Aye Hum Dum
Tumhe Khud Nahi Malum Ke Tum Kya Ho
Jaise Badlon Ke Pitche Chaand Chupa Ho
Inhi Adaaon Pe Hain Hum Mushter Tere
Yehi Waja HAI Ke Tum Auron Se Yoon Juda Ho
Is dil ne tujh main jaane kya dekha
Zindagi ki dhoop, muhabbat ka saweraa dekha
Khoye khoye si zindagi thee meri
Tu aaye to khuli aankh ne bhi sapna dekha
Jo aati hai tu hut te hue aanchal se nazar
Aisa lagta hai badlon ke peeche se chaand ka chehra dekha
Jis ki talaash thee is veerane dil ko ab tak
Tujh main woh khushi, her lamha woh SUNAHRA dekha
Kahaan Se Shuru Karoon Afsane Apne,Kahaan Tamaam Karoon
Apni Muhabbat Ka Hi Bas Main Ab Kalaam Parhoon
Na Waldain Ki Izzat Ki Jitni
Apni Dilbar Ka Main Itna Ihtiraam Karoon
Jab Tak Zindagi Se Na Wabista Woh Mere
Apne Khwabon Main Hi Unko Mehmaan Karoon
Dastoor-E-Duinya Se Mujhe Kya Lena
Ab Chahe Khud Ko Hi Kyon Na Badnaam Karoon
Agar Degree Bhi Na Mili To Kya Gham Hai
Apne Mahboob Ko Agar Apne Naam Karoon
Apni Nakaami Ka Na Hai Dar Mujhe
Bus Dar Hai Khud Ko Na Viraaan Karoon
Ab Zindagi Se Koi Aarzoo Hi Nahi
Bus Marne Se Pehle Apna Yeh Ek Kaam Karoon
Ise Nadaani Kaho Ya Pyar, Chahe Ishq Ka Parwaaz
Yeh Diwangi Sahi, Par Sirph Dillagi Nahi
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7792 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Indians : A Green Card holder bachelor:
In India ...
The guy cant speak Hindi, parents of good Looking girls are
dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.
Outside India. . . .
the guy cant speak English, wears jacket all the time,
works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW.
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Software Engineer:
In India -
A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.
Outside India -
The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says This is my last year in the US (or wherever) every year
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Desi Engineer:
In India -
A person with a respectable job and earning lots.
Outside India -
A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.
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Father:
In India -
A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
Outside India -
A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.?
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Daughter:
In India -
A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.
Outside India -
A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.
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Son:
In India -
A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
Outside India -
A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.
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Wife:
In India -
A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.
Outside India -
A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.
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Husband:
In India -
A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and
siblings.
Outside India -
Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.
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Mother-in law:
In India -
A women capable of making your life miserable.
Outside India -
A women you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7792 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
A young second generation Indian in the US, is explaining the significance of Diwali to his younger brother. This is how he would go about it...
So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so, he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together.
But DUDE, the forest was reeeeal scarysh*t... really man...they had monkeys and devils and sh*t like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and arrows...so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Lakshman, pissed... And you DONt piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with him. So anyways, you dont mess with gods. SO, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.
Dude, dont ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... so, Ram, Laksh. and their monkeys whip this gangstas ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their times up in the forest and anyways .. it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or sh*t like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didnt have any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldnt take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and sh*t...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also ... so it was pretty cooool ... you know with all those fireworks, really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks.. and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks...you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know.
And, so dude, THAT was how, like, this festival started. Cool! Diwali rocks,
